who’s in your pfp discord- i forgot twt- i forgot tiktok- i forgot insta- i forgot youtube- i forgot pinterest- i forgot spotify- i forgot

sometimes i still see green pfp’s, i really admire that amount of laziness/determination

i just went to the school ball holy fucking shit my chest feels tight i can hardly breathe i'm genuinely crying i'm gonna collapse THIS IS WHAT SOCIAL EVENTS DO TO PEOPLE LIKE US, DO NOT ENGAGE

people with mdni following me umm wtf am i supposed to do then

i'm sat doing a presentation with girls making fun of someone's "emo shoes"

HELP I- 😭 ON THE FIRST SAY OF SCHOOL I DECIDED TO WEAR A LLAMA HAT AT THE SCHOOL AND MY CLASSMATES YELLED "HELLO INTERNET!" AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF. (I have a danisnotonfire voice lol) AND THEY STARTED BEFRIENDING THEIR FAVOURITE INTERNET STARS

i cannot perform sarcasm bc of my chronic monotone, everyone thinks i'm fr

got my phd in phanism, graduated to fuckland

why do i just get the boring like animation ugh

rocket taking off like pls

i block people that follow me that i'm SURE are bots, like only if i'm absolutely SURE they're bots but what if they're not bots and they're just wondering why i blocked them

the most dannie thing one can be is a phillie

ts is cracking me up yes that is totally how percentages work

irl friends get uncomfortable when i say i love them, why can’t i come on hard

i have like a bajillion new oomf’s since i did this attention seeking poll thing so i ask yet again, who am i?

who knew getting a hit tweet was so fucking easy, i’m sure this exact thing has been tweeted before

"hey can i have some editing tips" "yeah no soz" *credits roll*

so scared for what, daniel? #roughplayallegations

guys we can’t think about the layout logically, we’ve seen their sims house, it’s probably some bullshit

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