Sometimes you just gotta lean back and pop a squealie

A moustache seems like a lot of work right now in my life

Clark Griswold is the best LD I know

Headbanging and air drumming to Black Breath in your bunk at 8am is a move

Feeding a fed horse just sounds wasteful/gluttonous..I can’t wait to start saying “bring home the bagels” tho

Was almost Andrew WK this year..Gallagher now in the running..easy to say the next 5 years are planned out (btw, I have too much free time right now)

Not sure if I should be Danzig, Alice Cooper, or Peter Steele next Halloween

Is it “high five” pertaining to the height of the five being given OR is it “hi five” as in hello, here’s a five? I kinda think it’s a bit of both. Discuss..

Is it time to ackowledge Weezer’s “Blue Album” as classic rock?

Johnsons are the most common on the football field

I’d like to think of myself as more of a chill-ennial

Play guitar or take a nap?

I envy the content stoner

I regret taking my mom to see this in theaters 🤦🏽‍♂️

My back hurts from just looking at an uncomfortable couch

True friends throw $ down on community pizza

LA Fitness is spanish for..The Fitness

@philsgrosso brb blocking u

People who’ve never heard Meshuggah are just straight up negli-djent