Thats the last time I book an Air BnB. Ive nearly been stabbed, poisoned, had a plane land on the village, and been married twice. "A Sleepy Yorkshire farm" it claimed 😂

Surprisingly turn of events this holiday. 😅

I have no words. Who the heck signed this off as proper advertising 😂😂😂

As I crawled past the Stockport pyramid on the M60 in the rush hour, i was glad this wasn't my commute anymore and wondered if that was @Goal_Mass in the outside lane looking cheerful 😅👍👏.

Its taken 11 weeks but finally got my flex back into positive number after Mums last illness and passing. Flex days are back on 👍.

What is this Tape they're talking about on Love Island? . Is it a cafe? 😅.

How the actual is this 29 years ago? This 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 team should have won Euro 96 - and football how it used to be kick out from Seamen onwards 👏.

I gather I stink of tarmac after a day on surface dressing. Better than usual gin and regret, so a win win. 😂.

RT @nicmitchells: my sides literally hurt from laughing so much😭😭 the slow realisation of cindy’s antics @missmcollins #eastenders #British….

Going to be fun exploring surface dressing sites today. its June isnt it 😒.

Time to update my LinkedIn. #priorities 😂.

I'm truly a little bit heartbroken tonight. But I'll get my big boy pants on, and who knows. It's the end of a chapter. Not the end of book. And I've been through worse recently. To all my SW football mates - thank you for those 35 years. Where next. .

Reading the names on the trophies tonight - I knew them all. Giants. Ann Forbes, Colin Philips, Mike Baldwin, Ben Pinkham. It was then i knew I'd made the correct decision. But to have my hand shook and not even a thank you.

Asked if id take over main sec from 2021 onwards. Its job I've adored, it takes around 21hrs a week of my time with 3 teams but its so worth it. Signing on players, CCFA, @_WesternLeague_ , @StPiranLeague even womens team one mad weekend back along. 😂.

I'm not going to go into strong details behind my resignation- but those in the whats app chats from Wed know the story. Ive been lucky. Assistant sec at @saltashunited back in SWL days in mid 90s (trips to meetings at Con Club in Camelford and St A) before Brian Pinkham.

And so it begins. the journey music and rotund has ended and we go into Just a minute.

This emoji movie is pretty dire. 😉😂. Still if it works in Liskeard. 😂.

Quite the week. Quite. the. week. .

Took my Dad as my plus 1 to @_WesternLeague_ dinner last night. He represented @saltashunited very well, and now has new friends across the league 🙂. Good to see him smile and talking to new people, after losing Mum in March after 55yrs He loved it. Thanks to all 🙂🙂🙌🙌