pinned ^-^ https://t.co/dr1WxsL9Sd

my co workers tell me about their immense love for their children and im like yeah i feel similarly about british youtuber phil lester

https://t.co/xlLe2SOFC1

this is literally “me and my wife never argue she tells me to shut up and i do”

anytime i hear someone honk i assume its at me. like i just heard a car honk in the distance and despite the fact that i am sat parked in a parking space in a parking lot i am very much allowed to be in i fully assumed they were mad at me

no one understands the lengths i would go to for phil lester

made it aliveee and well ^-^

alright. sure.

i need to make an hour long drive alone today and the roads are in awful conditions. Yay.

they have no idea what any of these words mean do they

will only be asking phil for a photo should i ever come across them (i won’t). idk who the brunette is but im in love with you phil can i get a photo

holy fuck omg a red ball that was a lot

he does it Every. Single. Fucking. Time like genuinely what is wrong with him

genuinely why is dans automatic reaction to phil mentioning that they have friends to moan please please im so upset i hate him

nevermind

dan staying strong over that ‘anyway i’ve added five men’ im so proud of him

3 am and phil lester is telling me about his fucking back arch alright man wtf ever

i want that stupid emo phil axolotl so bad

ok nvm it’s here 💖

8:12 where the fuck is the podcast. this IS when its usually released right.

so true whatever that means