Фанис
@phanis_
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hapa tu
Joined January 2014
"Cuzo si uniachie mia" my brother in christ I promise you I'm in the same financial situation ni kuoga tu nimeoga
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Why are you wearing Kri kri star material? Do you think this is Umuada General meeting? Was Jesus an Igbo Man? -5/10 (You are owing me marks)😒😒😒 Cute Family tho
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What the hell is Jingle Halal?
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Some of us look forward to those tweets every year. Please don’t ruin the fun. It’s not that deep.
These tweets hating on people’s Christmas pictures are lowkey cringe
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That road is unmarked, what compliance are you checking?
Machakos team undertaking compliance check at Athi River. #UsalamaBarabarani HarakatiZanguUsalanaWangu
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Could have planted a tree on the sea if you were serious. 1/10
From all of us at sea, we wish you, earthlings a happy Merry Christmas.
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"Dear User, You've used 75% of your unlimited data plan" Me: How do I use 75% of what's unlimited?
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We said Pyjamas and you are doing Glamour. Didn’t you read instructions? Beautiful cloth shaa But 4/10 ( next time read instructions) 😒😒😒
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Posting like a thief in the night, some of us are on night shift, you’re a joker -1.5/10
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I know a sponsored post when i see it. Paid gig
10/10. Simple, cute, smiles directly proportional to each other, fine people ✅
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A Danfo Christmas? What happened to Carriage or Horse? Just because I love Yellow, 5/10 You can do better
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Why are you touching his stomach? Na him born? 3/10
Merry Christmas from The Achinivus 🎄 May this season bring you everlasting joy.
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Why didn't you buy zebra crossing trouser for the baby? 2/10
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Is that a fig tree 😂😂 3/10
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Propaganda I'm not falling for:
A man can love you deeply and still forget your birthday.
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After inspecting the traffic what next? Or how does this video solve the inspected traffic?
Yesterday, IG Douglas Kanja conducted an impromptu inspection of traffic along Nakuru–Nairobi Highway at Gichiengo Junction in Kiambu and other major highway, urging motorists to adhere to traffic rules, maintain lane discipline, and avoid overspeeding.
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This guy hating on couples Christmas shoots is my favorite account for today 🤣 I respect the hate
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