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Joined May 2016
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@Elvis_Localman
Elvis
3 years
IMPORTING A CAR YOURSELF AND IMPORTANT DETAILS TO TAKE NOTE 📝 OF. Importing a car as a first timer can be hectic especially if you have no clue on what to do. First, you need to understand that there are rules/regulation/policies to follow for 🇰🇪👇🏿. 1. YOM - Kenya allows only
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@Elvis_Localman
Elvis
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I’ve realised from this app that many people are financially illiterate because they believe loans are for poor people. That’s actually incorrect. In reality, proper loans are mostly accessible to the wealthy, bec they have the financial stability, assets, and security that banks
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@ME_ITSM
ManageEngine ITSM
3 months
Fuel ITSM productivity and maximize ROI with our powerful workflows, intuitive GenAI capabilities, extensive customizations, and more. Get started with our no-frills, 30-day free trial today!
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@Elvis_Localman
Elvis
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Hey @flakeit1 matwana ilikua aje leo😭
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@Elvis_Localman
Elvis
47 minutes
I’ve realised from this app that many people are financially illiterate because they believe loans are for poor people. That’s actually incorrect. In reality, proper loans are mostly accessible to the wealthy, bec they have the financial stability, assets, and security that banks
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@indimulii_
Jobu
1 hour
@Elvis_Localman Nilikua hapo jomba
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@Elvis_Localman
Elvis
2 hours
They kill bec of CDF funds. There is no sense in an MP spending kes 100m on a campaign to earn 1m a month for 5 years which he isn’t sure of going back
@kandu_jnr
Kandu jnr
2 hours
@Elvis_Localman Kiti ya mp iko na pesa msidanganywe,,if not they wouldn't kill for it,,tell me why jalango spent 67 million and other hundreds of million for seat with no money??
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@Elvis_Localman
Elvis
3 hours
Kuna mtu niliwahi ambia I would rather sell pigs than be an MP akaniambia haujui penye lesa ipo! I realised many people run for those posts thinking they will genuinely make money until truth hits them that they actually need to loot to have any. Mtu anafund matanga constituency
@KeKirwa
MOSET
11 hours
I usually say that Kiti ya MP haina pesa and people think I'm playing. MPs huwa broke ajab. House leadership and those who sit in influential committees are the ones who make good money through deals. The rest wanaeza kosa hata mia mpesa.
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@PressCompassion
Children Who Dance in the Rain
2 months
Sophie, a proud American who cherishes her homeland’s values of freedom and opportunity, embarks on a life-changing quest from the USA to the slums of India. Her adventure celebrates the spirit of gratitude and empathy while honoring the love for her American home.
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@Ja_Konyango
Jakonyango
4 hours
This had to make it here grateful for all the congratulatory messages
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@Elvis_Localman
Elvis
4 hours
Watu wamejam😂.
@Dr_AustinOmondi
JaPrado.
5 hours
Raila Odinga was Baba. He left us in the hands of Dad. In Dad we trust.
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@Elvis_Localman
Elvis
6 hours
A good morning from Khwisero. Expats wanasema ni grade gani one needs to drive it🤣🥲.
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@djeduhmaks
DJ
1 day
Honestly, streets hazitambui kama KCSE ulipata A ama D, ulifanya STEM, Liberal Arts, Health sciences ama Business commerse. Ukona pesa ama hauna? Intelligence on paper cannot feed generations but ability to convert it into money making ventures.
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@CatoNetworks
Cato Networks
23 days
One click, and your data could be exposed to AI agents—forever? Inga Cherney, threat researcher and member of Cato CTRL, discusses how to develop a Zero Trust mindset when working with AI, and how to steer clear of hanging permissions in AI agents.
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@Elvis_Localman
Elvis
7 hours
Wewe kuwa tu, I don’t really hide car number plates unless you are a visitor on my TL. What am I really hiding? Lol
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@Elvis_Localman
Elvis
9 hours
If you want to prove most of these ladies huanga delusional, you will realise they will ditch their STEM boyfriends and husbands for the likes of Bellingham, Ronaldo, Messi etc who don’t even know what STEM is.
@Dendricck
Lord of the Ricks
13 hours
How do you claim to be the brightest in the room when you copy pasted everything lmao
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@Elvis_Localman
Elvis
10 hours
Bro ata mimi niko na deni ya sacco I think around 15m which funded my pigs. Loan si shida kama unaeza afford it💯
@indimulii_
Jobu
10 hours
Fun fact: nearly 80% of the cars on our roads are bank-financed. As long as someone is keeping up with their payments, I really don’t see the problem. This comment was unnecessary…..
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@Osama_otero
Sir-Rap-A-Lot
10 hours
@Elvis_Localman @Ant_oline Hakuna best feeling kama kuenda to several banks na unapewa loan. Ukitaka kusimamisha apartment ni easy ukitaka kufungua biz ni easy..freesom yaani
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@HumanAppealUSA
Human Appeal USA
9 days
A charity that benefits you and generations after
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@Elvis_Localman
Elvis
10 hours
Many people huku think kupewa loan ni poverty😭. Poverty ni not being able to access a proper loan. I would rather be $100m in debt than have ksh $100,000 in my account.
@Osama_otero
Sir-Rap-A-Lot
10 hours
@Ant_oline @Elvis_Localman Accessing a bank loan is actually a real flex.
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@Elvis_Localman
Elvis
23 hours
KCSE results huanga scam if you expect them to shape your whole life. After high school, the real game is EXPOSURE i.e the rooms you enter, people you meet, the risks you take & the new information you gather along the way. Grades open a door 20%, but 80% exposure builds a life.
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@Elvis_Localman
Elvis
23 hours
KCSE results huanga scam if you expect them to shape your whole life. After high school, the real game is EXPOSURE i.e the rooms you enter, people you meet, the risks you take & the new information you gather along the way. Grades open a door 20%, but 80% exposure builds a life.
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@Elvis_Localman
Elvis
1 day
Piga ripoti disiyai kama kina seria imevunjwa. Kama hakuna wacha kubebea wanaume wenzako korti
@IamHumbaba
Hum Babah
1 day
Hii nayo ni waganis Kila siku una prove uko na ganji, but on the other side unashow vile we ni loser
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@Elvis_Localman
Elvis
1 day
For those aspiring to build these are the costs I incurred on the FOUNDATION ALONE when it dawned on me the topography changed the whole game unexpectedly different from drawing estimates; Construction cost up to now £12,619 or Kes 2,169,230. BREAKDOWN ⬇️ Construction cost up
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@ridetheferry
NY Waterway
22 days
Kids Ride the Ferry Free thru Jan 4, to Midtown & Downtown, NYC. Free Shuttles to Attractions. Watch Video. Click for Routes & Schedules.
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@Elvis_Localman
Elvis
1 day
For those aspiring to build these are the costs I incurred on the FOUNDATION ALONE when it dawned on me the topography changed the whole game unexpectedly different from drawing estimates; Construction cost up to now £12,619 or Kes 2,169,230. BREAKDOWN ⬇️ Construction cost up
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