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hungover + smoker cough + all this

i love my life

I assumed Keith haring was just kinda hung he was balding after all

this would be much better if he had a fat fucking ass

eight hour shift means by the end the nicotine withdrawals start and i am filled with a very specific kind of anger for an hour or two

Dude literally just log off. Just turn off the computer. Just turn off and have sex with the computer. Start fucking it. Start fucking the computer

i have not slept in two days and i am on day five of seven work days in a row

I’ve said it before and ill say it again but I will never not be fucking tweaking about her being dead

i really love tomato juice

i'm obsessed with gay guys. do you think anyone has a phd in gay guys? i want to be like david attenborough but for gay guys. i'm probably going to have to move to sydney

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it’s cold

i’ve always been a girl

errands ran.. yay..

practicing masochism as a religion because catholicism wasn’t enough for me

i might be one of the most vain creatures on the planet

I once told a guy I couldn’t be romantically involved with him because his voice was too monotonous and his demeanor just generally wasn’t animated enough and he reached out to me after a long time to tell me he never stopped thinking about it

not so much twins as they are sisters, need a mouth latched on either way