Petteri Valkonen
@petsq
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Beloved son, brother, husband and father. A software engineer by day, an armchair corpus linguist by night.
Helsinki, Finland
Joined October 2009
The aesthetics of British psychology books from a haunted generation. A gallery.
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ROBIN WILLIAMS improvising with Elmo in this blooper real is a thing of joy.
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my discord informs me that Paw Patrol isnât even operating under color of law but is a private paramilitary organization which is a terrible piece of lore to learn at seven in the morning
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There are two types of programmers: 1) free(mybuffer); 2) "Thank you for playing Wing Commander!"
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"You will bring Captain Solo and the Wookiee to me."
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Just so you know, Dracula had an account at Coutts &, as far as Iâm aware, they never took it off him.đ§ââïž
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MinĂ€kin teen nyt poikkeuksen, ja kommentoin poliittista sisĂ€ltöÀ sosiaalisessa mediassa tiedustelemalla, ettĂ€ edustaako tĂ€mĂ€ juuri sitĂ€ puoluetason irtautumista rasismista, jota @sfprkp on kovasti viime pĂ€ivinĂ€ toivonut? Yst. terv. nimim. âEpĂ€tietoinen kansalainenâ
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Humans doing the hard jobs on minimum wage while the robots write poetry and paint is not the future I wanted
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If you know what this is: SET BLASTER=A220 I7 D1 H5 T6 ... it might be a good time to start taking daily supplements and consider a check-up at the doctor.
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for(float i,g,e,R,S;i++<1e2;o.rgb+=hsv(.4-.02/R,(e=max(e*R*1e4,.7)),.03/exp(e))){S=1.;vec3 p=vec3((FC.xy/r-.5)*g,g-.3)-i/2e5;p.yz*=rotate2D(.3);for(p=vec3(log(R=length(p))-t,e=asin(-p.z/R)-.1/R,atan(p.x,p.y)*3.);S<1e2;S+=S)e+=pow(abs(dot(sin(p.yxz*S),cos(p*S))),.2)/S;g+=e*R*.1;}
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No mom it's not a "messy pile of clothes on my chair" it's an L1 cache for fast random access to my frequently used clothes in O(1) time. It needs to be big to avoid expensive cache misses (looking in my closet). I NEED to be minimizing latency, this is important to me. Please.
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Or as I heard someone else say, a Tesla is turning into a really expensive Make America Great Again hat.
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Iâm sorry, I simply cannot be cynical about a technology that can accomplish this.
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Hey @crowd_supply, I've been trying to get in touch with your customer support through your web form about a time-sensitive issue with my order to no avail. Can I send you a DM instead?
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Once more. Musk is doing us an incredible favor by demonstrating beyond a shadow of a doubt that there is no meritocracy and that wealth and power do not, in any way, denote talent or competence.
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Overheard a university student say âArctic Monkeys were my dadâs favourite band when I was little.â The passage of time is relentless, unfathomable, cruel, and unforgiving.
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