how it feels to go to bed drunk with the spins #TheBachelor #Bachelor

ELAINE BETTER BE OKAY #DWTS

I know this choice is ruffling some feathers but I’m actually SUPER excited about this. Love her or hate her, she makes great TV and she’s 0% media trained #TheBachelorette #SLOMW

Spencer and Jess remind me so much of Astrid and Kevin from a few seasons back. Just so unproblematic and in love 🥹 I’m so excited for them #BachelorInParadise

I was expecting Andrew to say “I can’t wait for her to meet Greg” #BachelorInParadise

wait I LOVE Alexe and Andrew. they’re so cute and giddy 🥹 #BachelorInParadise

the reunion being on a podcast is soooooo jarring to me… is this the end of bachelor nation as we know it ?? #BachelorInParadise

Dale seeing the $500k flash before his eyes #BachelorInParadise

I’m so confused… is Sean saying Kat was sending love letters to John Henry?? #BachelorInParadise

The only other person he smiles this big for is Greg Grippo. She's the one. #BachelorInParadise

Guess they couldn’t afford Neil Lane this season with that hefty cash prize #BachelorInParadise

me liking every tweet about Taylor and Travis’ engagement like they’re my close personal friends

I need to touch grass after spending 2 hours defending my number 1 opp Brian #BachelorInParadise #BIP

When the villain of the season turns out to be everyone #BachelorInParadise

Everyone villainizing Brian for looking out for a woman’s feelings… This is group psychosis on a scale I’ve never seen before #BachelorInParadise

“From where I’m sitting at the bar, Brian is the only guy doing the right thing here” THANK YOU FOR BEING THE VOICE OF REASON WELLS #BachelorInParadise

How did Jeremy come out of this scandal looking like a victim… I feel CRAZY #BachelorInParadise

Why am I defending Brian rn ??? He’s the only one who told Bailey the truth so why are they all mad at him ???#BachelorInParadise

I hate watching Jeremy manipulate Bailey when we all know he said he “didn’t want to win with Bailey” #BachelorInParadise

SOMEONE TELL BAILEY THAT JEREMY DOESNT WANT TO WIN WITH HER #BachelorInParadise #BIP

the new intro video with the crappy remix to Almost Paradise… THROW THE WHOLE SEASON AWAY #BachelorInParadise #BIP