Peter “Hollywood” Miller
@petermiller8771
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Penn State alum 1999 | Harvard law 2002 | +2 handicap | trust fund |
Joined December 2021
I am so hungover I can barley chat gpt my homework.
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“Don’t do a country club slammer when it’s 75 degrees out” the left shouts angrily
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@deanstevens100 Salty springs is definitely a bunch of liberals with strict home owners association.
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What’s the o/u burners at thon this weekend?.
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How your buddy starts moving after getting an unpaid internship at his uncles company.
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Can snap chat fuck off with the advertisements?.
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If you need a speaker at the beach you’re missing the point.
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I love how my high school teachers told me " that will not fly at the next level".Let me tell you about the next level teach, half my classes are online, the other half are taught by teachers who do not speak English and I sit in the back corner and scroll twitter.
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A guy at my gym was wearing a big baller brand hoodie today. Not sure what to think.
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Some of you should not be wearing bikinis on hub lawn.
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A drunk girl yelling might be the worst sound of all time.
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Penn state now canceling classes is absurd ( I haven’t been to class since March ).
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News paper on the plane is such a cool move.
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Ah time to sit on my phone this entire class but feel good about myself that I went.
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Cut offs/wife beaters at the gym is a thing of the past.
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This might be niche but uncle bills pancake house is a 25 minutes MTT ( mouth to toilet ).
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Why do I even go to class. I just sit in the back on my phone.
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Taste like shit.
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Happy Masters week. How fucking cute is this drink. This white boy is about to have a night.
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The fellas when the flight attendant tries to cut us off
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Help me horse electrolytes you are my only hope.
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So who was the funny guy who spiked my 4 doggies long islands last night ?.
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Penn state would’ve put up a way better fight.
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Anyone know last time we were underdogs against England? 1776 that’s right 😈🥱😤.
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Getting into bed on a Sunday night will always be a top feelings.
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Let’s chalk February and add more days to other months. Such a dumb stupid month. #shrinkthecalender.
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Cheated on my wife in Paris call that shit a foreign affair. Talk about studying a broad.
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My credit card makes a loud sound when it drops.
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BV what are the best movies of all time ?.
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You know your cooked when your asking chat gpt to explain it to a 10 year old.
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I wasn’t gonna drink today but dammit what if Johnny Manziel worked out in the NFL?.
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Me walking into the bar every Friday. ( I won’t remember a thing )
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Keeping my beer cold the best way possible. ( Glasses are Prada btw )
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After a long battle with SHD ( severe hangover disorder ) I have discovered the cure. You are welcome.
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No one asked for it but here are my favorite movies NUFD
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Nah she definitely went crazy in the sheets.
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Canes fucking sucks but it’s also really good but I actually hate it. It’s so fucking good.
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I’m hungover and I’m gonna make it everyone else’s problem.
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A female has entered the room. I repeat a female has entered the room.
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Gonna buy penalty flags and bring them to bar so I can throw flags at people when they are being retarded.
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Northeast Burners walking to school this week. SEC mind couldn’t comprehend this.
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Watching Miracle for the 1300th time and I still cheer out loud at every goal.
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4 nations face off is so sick. Crosby assist to MacKinnon? Yup I am butt naked on my sofa.
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PSA: Stop posting a baby picture of yourself in an eagles jersey. Best,.Pete.
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I have an issue with fat people wearing yoga pants casually.
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Update 2- I feel like god in the gym.
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Dinner with @MalterWitty5 on my Dads Amex. Outfit is all Millar. Take a wild guess what tax bracket my parents are in. 37%. This is how a Peter runs the Millar.
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Shoutout to the random Indian girl who is carrying me on this group project.
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One thing I’ll never understand is when people post thier parents for their birthday, Mother’s day, Father’s Day, etc for parents who don’t have Instagram. Yes I’m sure your 55 year old instagramless father is overjoyed you posted him on your story.
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What’s the best sitcom. I’ll start, How I met your mother.
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We should make a burner hour. All go on the floor and hand out shirts. Perhaps @DirkDiggs420 or @thecheechtouch can give a speech.
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