Peter Jaymes Jr.
@peterjaymesjr
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The least productive product.
New Orleans
Joined August 2011
Liberals and conservatives are fighting. Cardi B and Nicki Minaj are fighting. Cocaine abuse and pedophilia accusations are at an all time high.
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When the Indie folk singer is forced to change drugstores… @mountain_goats #themountaingoats #comedy #funny #songwriting #lyrics
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When the ghostwriter *almost* gets it… #greenday #comedy #actor #songwriter #ghostwriter #short #sketch #skit #x #writing
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.@netflix just canceled your next favorite show to pay for bandwidth. #TysonPaul #PaulTyson #netflixlive
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COMPETITION TIME 🎉🥳 THE ULTIMATE #TASKMASTER BUNDLE We're giving away: 🎟️ 2x tickets to a live recording of Taskmaster 🤝 Meet & greet Alex Horne 💌 A Meta Quest 3 and a copy of Taskmaster VR Runner up x3: Copy of Taskmaster VR 1/3
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To you, it’s just the boring old weekend. To me, it’s two 24-hour p̴a̴n̴i̴c̴ *excitement* attacks, followed by yet another extra fulfilling work week. #BuiltDifferent
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I think I’d be really good at the pensively-pace-around-your-cell-and-occasionally-peak-out-when-you-hear-new-voices part of prison.
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Jesse and Dylan giving me giving me creepy threshold vibes. #variants #control #quantumbreak #remedygames @remedygames
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Every game that looks this good only benefits from a photo mode. #PS5Share, #AssassinsCreedOrigins
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And don’t let it scare the shit out of your neighbors. Please. It’s about as good a wake up as a cup of coffee, but so much less enjoyable. /end
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If you buy a dog for home protection - to protect your family- protect the frigging dog, and treat it like family.
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Obviously let your dogs out to play! Let the shit sniffers sniff shit! But if you aren’t prepared to take them inside at night, or after an appropriate amount of time, or at all? Don’t fucking get one!
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The point of this story? DON’T LEAVE YOUR DOGS OUTSIDE UNATTENDED.
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Given the moment of calm, but still aware of the agitated state of the Shepard, Zoe and I bounced the hell out the way we came.
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Thankfully, the bigger dog stopped, and Zoe stood her ground with some reticence. I let the dogs investigate one another just long enough to determine that mine was not in any immediate danger of becoming early breakfast for this wayward mongrel.
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