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She loved him purely for his music the a-sides and the b-sides some of which she'd put aside and sit beside or sometimes straddle with her legs astride to best bestride the vinyl leaving him amused at first and then bemused when she left taking all his discs #artwiculate

Looks like Kneecap's Mo Chara has beaten the rap.

The flag of Gormland proudly flies.  The gormless stand, tears in their eyes And vow that Gormland shall not be A place that welcomes refugees. #artwiculate

The election of 2024 was a big day for the working class in Britain. Thousands gathered outside Downing Street, and looked up, to watch the cosh move from the state's right hand to the left. #artwiculate

In Ireland the fens rarely flood. This fact is well documented in the popular ballad The Fields of a Fen Dry. #artwiculate

Best song involving a Marauder has to be Together in Electric Dreams. #artwiculate

England's greatest bard wrote prepensely. He was known as Quill Shakespeare. He never wrote pre-quills. #artwiculate

Could have been much worse. Fortunately the British press no longer see it as their duty to camp on the doorstep of Labour leaders.

#BBCnews sending the big guns to Rome. There's no smoke without Myrie... or ConClive as he's about to be known.

The runaway Trump came down the hill and he blew he blew The runaway Trump came down the hill and he blew he blew The runaway Trump on a trackless route Let his throttle roar and his whistle toot And he blew, blew, blew, blew, blew! #artwiculate

An aventail that dropped too low Was oft-times called A camail toe #artwiculate

Any effigy of Trump wearing prison uniform has to be smaller than 6 inches due to the statue of limitations. #artwiculate #LostConsonants

#BBCLauraK #Reeves "I will declare the value of tickets that are not possible to buy."

The only way to stop a bad guy with austerity is a good guy with austerity. #DisabilityBenefits

We called him President Keister because he is 80% rump. #artwiculate

Charles' letter is In the pocket of Keir Who's in the pocket of Donald  Who's in the pocket of Vladimir 🪆

Continuity errors, anachronisms, and any other minor grumbles concerning this year's Oscar nominations should be submitted to a nearby niggle Odeon. #artwiculate

At the gates St Peter waits On eager toes To debag those  Who have not recanted And welcome in The dearly depanted #artwiculate

There's a new sheriff in Doge City and his bugbear is checks and balances. #artwiculate

In early drafts of Treasure Island, Long John Silver had a tiercel on his shoulder when he first encounters young Jim hawkin'. #artwiculate