My heart goes out to the boy who will be orphaned, the widow who'll lose her love and the mother who will have to bury her child #SyriaVote

For all the people saying “2020 is gonna be my year”. How’s it going for so far? 🧐

This is savage 😂👏🏽 #slap Twitter, do your thing.

Have You ever seen the Sound Barrier ? For those who have never personally seen the sound barrier here are actual photos of it! This phenomenon only happens at the instant an Aircraft breaks the sound barrier And it literally appears like the aircraft goes through a wall. ✈️

Jobs: NOW HIRING Me: *applies* Jobs: Not you tho

I hope everyone takes a moment today to remember Saman Gunan, the Thai Navy Seal that died making sure the kids stuck in the cave had enough oxygen so that today's rescue would even be possible. #ThaiCaveRescue

Geezer's impressions are all spot on 😂

You know how fuckin happy i would be if i walked into someone’s house and their dog had a tie on

When you on the last nugget but just opened up a full sauce

Yall ever be laying w/ somebody and try to breathe like them and almost die?

me trying to force my last two brain cells to focus until the end of the semester

Engine & key sold separately.