Pete Heat
@peteheat
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Magician. Comedian. Tall. TV Shows: Around the World In 80 Tricks, Secrets of The Brain, School of Hard Tricks, Now You See It, Magic Party, some other stuff
London, England
Joined February 2009
Made a magic showreel teaser thing. Hopefully you realise now what an idiot you'd be not to hire me to blow the dang minds of your guests at whatever event it is you're planning. I'm also shooting a new BBC show this week so see you in court
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Magicians! A podcast. Everyone else look away.
OUT NOW! Three generations of comedy magicians join Hudson for a roundtable discussion about all aspects of Comedy Magic. Featuring John Archer, Pete Heat and Jack Rhodes. Listen here on Apple: . Watch on Spotify:.
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RT @ThePleasance: Mind = blown 🤯. @peteheat brings his critically acclaimed standup-cum-magic show Bogus to ours TOMORROW night!. 'Like Dav….
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Thursday! Show! London! Come!.
Mon: A @PleasanceComedy Scratch Night.Mon - Wed: @maybeulikeit.Tue: @katiepritchards.Wed: @runitalwar.Thu: @peteheat & @SuchandrikaC.Thu & Fri: @AsianPirateMus.Fri: @dee_allum.Sat: @YurikoComedy & @mahatma_michael.
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Auspicious sign in the crossword though. Answer to first clue is the name of my show.
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Anyone coming to my London show on Thursday? Magic, comedy and mind reading combined, in a show that I haven’t done since August and therefore can’t remember in the slightest. Who’s in!?.
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That exact story every day. A thousand people seething underneath.
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Or some rage harvesting shit like “paid extra for the window seat. Businessman sitting in seat and doesn’t move when o ask to switch (show more)”.
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Twitter is obviously a stinking cesspool now because of Elgatron Murp and his merry band of thick nazis but I still hang on to this account because it used to be amazing. Threads however is absolute drivel. Every day 4 mil people posting “Which comedian has never made you laugh?”.
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Wish I had a whole juicy thread of this stuff, that could go viral on mumsnet, about kids puking etc, that would eventually reach the tabloids and somehow get me doxxed and cancelled but unfortunately that’s about it for goss.
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Back off Cleeves! You don’t know. Ain’t no olden days, Cleeves. We drink plaster now.
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Bit later, someone dressed as Anne of Cleeves is talking about the plaster walls of her house. A girl says “you can drink plaster. My parents drink plaster”. Anne is diplomatic about this and suggests maybe the girl is confused.
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Helped my kid’s class on a school trip today. One kid said “wow, you’re so much taller than my dad - and he’s tall”. I said “how tall is he?”.Big pause. “Eleven… inches?”.
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This is tomorrow and it’s going to be good. Ok bye then.
This Monday experience Magic at the Gatehouse!. Featuring Harry De Cruz, Pete Heat, Jack Rhodes, and Sergio Barros 🪄 . ✨ Limited seats remaining.🎟️
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