@pete_wells “peel a banana for the dolphin” is even better

@pete_wells "put the fucking lotion in the basket!"

@pete_wells I swear the eyes are Sen-Sen.

@pete_wells Things You Will Need For This Recipe: 1 small bottle of tomato juice A glass 1 dolphin sized banana Little bits of licorice 1 Tomato tongue

@pete_wells Isn't that Nessie?

@pete_wells @careyjones 4 out of 100 ⭐⭐⭐⭐✖✖✖✖✖✖ ✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖ ✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖ ✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖ ✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖ ✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖ ✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖ ✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖ ✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖ ✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖

@pete_wells Evidently that particular dolphin is a teetotaler. I wonder if they all are...

@pete_wells Pretty sure @Charles_Joly either wrote that recipe in a previous life or will certainly appreciate it.

@pete_wells Why is no one commenting on The Smiling Dolphin in a blood bath?!

@pete_wells Tomato and orange juice? That should make for the lovely curdled orange 🤮

@pete_wells You really need to put some kind of booze in the ass if you’re even going to try to get it down

@pete_wells No!

@pete_wells Put the biscuit in the basket

@pete_wells Bananas, licorice, and tomato. Makes perfect sense!

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@pete_wells Sounds too much like “it puts the lotion in the basket” (put the f-ing lotion in the basket!)