My Potato Pet
@pet_potato
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Giving people the coolest, most convenient pets since the advent of the pet rock. Adopt a potato. Save a potato.
Joined May 2020
You all are loving our potato pets, and we all are loving you for it! We can't thank you enough for your support of our potato pet adoption mission. Keep telling your friends, everyone! Let's make this thing huge!
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Hey friends! Are you ready for your Motivational Monday joke of the week? What do you call a potato with glasses? A spec-TATER! Okay, enough with the dad jokes. From our family to yours, we wish you a great start to a great week!
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Our new Potato Pet is officially live! Everybody, please give a big round of applause forrrr..... Drumroll pleaseee🥁🥁🥁 THE BUNNY POTATO!!! Would ya just look at that cute fluffy tail? You can adopt a bunny potato now on our website https://t.co/SdB8J2us0I.
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We have a surprise for you all today! We will be releasing a new potato pet today at noon CST! Can anyone guess what it's going to be?
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We have a potato love story update! Martha and Gilbert went on their date last night. Everything seemed to go really well. Perhaps this spark will turn into an eternal flame. You never know! Here's a picture from their date night.
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Happy Friday everyone! We have something to be excited about every day. Today we're excited, because we're setting up a date night between Martha the Slothtato and Gilbert the Pugtato. How do you think it's going to go?
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Okay okay okay Wait I gave my pet potato a blunt. Baked Potato.
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We are currently offering special adoption rates for our pet potatoes! Check out our website to see what all we have going on. https://t.co/e7Vl50TMi0
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Hey @Maria_struck123 ... we see you are the mother of a pet rock... aren't you tired of that thing already? Let's be real. It hasn't been playing dead. It IS dead. Trade that thing in for a potato pet already!
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Hey @HALEY420 ! We see you're a licensed pet rock breeder. You should switch out the pet rock for one of our pet potatoes. They'd have more fun getting baked with you.
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Send us pictures of your potato pets for a chance to be featured on our website and social media pages!
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"As soon as I saw my Unitato, I named her Sparkles! She keeps me company and is the perfect confidant. I can tell her anything and everything knowing she won't tell a soul. I LOVE her!"-Kitty Lawrence
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People say you start looking like your pet, and I'm really starting to believe it.
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We are proud to say that we are the home of the original potato pets! We would love to help place a potato pet in YOUR home today!
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What's better than a convenient, low-cost, allergen-free pet that can also listen and be your best friend at all times? Nothing, my friends. Nothing. Get you a potato pet today.
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It's our first week of launch and we are amazed by the support we are receiving from everyone! Thank you all so much for taking the time to adopt and save a potato pet from our shelter!
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