im peeboy

Telling a guy to run his pockets probably feels soo good

Say that you a big chungus girl me too

Realistically, if there was a way to determine a single moment when the most people are jacking off at the same time, it would probably be in 2020, right?

Enemy AC130 above!! Haha nah im just messing with you, I do fap to fortnite skins though

My life is a nightmare

Get maimed or die trying

Put him in the air fryer see what happens

Squishing him down into a square and putting him in the toaster at max setting

Telling a white guy to sit his black ass down

(Chopping it up by the water cooler) So, you guys seen any morsels of food or sugar lying around lately?

That one coworker that's lowkey 500 ants in a trenchcoat

The internet is basically just a bunch of magnets, like at least 100

Doing chest compressions on a ant

Ant drake: You used to call me on my ant phone

Ant chopping it up with his buddies: Yeah bro she had a phat gaster, you know I had to tap that, you wouldnt know her though shes from a different colony

How would one go about inciting a war between two ant colonies

Gonna start following ant scientists on here

Gonna find a ant colony and start boosting them, giving them food and water and protection so they will rule over all the other colonies in the area

I just befriended a ant

Pim from smiling friends just walked into my house and i was so confused and scared and didnt know what to do so i hit him over the head with a pickle jar and now he isnt moving