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macho420
10 months
y'all lizzo is evil fr fr my chest feels tight after reading this
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macho420
6 years
I’m tired of ppl saying God is a woman do you guys really thinks a woman would let us suffer like this? This has to be a man’s work!
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macho420
1 year
ppl in miami be like we’re moving in together ❤️ into our parents’ house
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macho420
5 years
This is how I quit my job
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macho420
5 years
what if we kissed at the financial aid office
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macho420
5 years
You’re emo right? I’m like asking because like you wear all black, you wear all black because you’re depressed
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macho420
5 years
on my hot girl summer shit
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macho420
6 years
Some little kid made a joke and I didn’t laugh so he looked at me and said “do you know English?” LMFAOO
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macho420
5 years
Anyone know any good spots where I can park my car and cry for hours in broad daylight? Serious inquiries only
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macho420
6 years
Both or I’m not having kids
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macho420
5 years
All bisexual men know how to do is wear docs, striped shirts and take dirty mirror selfies
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5 years
can we skip cancer, Leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, and sag season and go straight into cap season?
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macho420
6 years
How do I tell my manager I accidentally hit the pen too hard on break
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macho420
5 years
We’re out there smoking penises
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macho420
5 years
2019 has been filled with emotional roller coasters and disappointments but I’m alive bitch
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macho420
5 years
Eating tequeños for breakfast
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macho420
5 years
me and my husband/wife/whatever will live a peaceful live with our lesbian daughter, soft jock straight son and our three dogs and two cats
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macho420
6 years
She did it for women, she did it for the gays, she did it for us. Baby elephants have done more for this country than the constitution has
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A baby elephant charged at Melania Trump while she was visiting Kenya.
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5 years
When he was like “do you feel held by him?” I know he’s a Pisces
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5 years
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macho420
5 years
Apparently it’s illegal to drive without shoes but it’s totally legal to drive without a good relationship with my father?? That’s fucked up
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macho420
6 years
#BREAKING Joel Franco addresses local criticism by @ someone that didn’t @ him and fails to realize that tweeting takes two seconds despite doing it himself often. Boots ( @OfficialJoelF 2018)
@OfficialJoelF
Joel Franco
6 years
You've tweeted about me twice (without an @) and I have no idea who you are. It's a lil weird. It's a Friday and you're wasting your time tweeting about me.
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macho420
5 years
I GOT BITTEN BY A SQUIRREL
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macho420
5 years
Me @chaveIy working together
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macho420
1 year
every latina needs a gay best friend
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macho420
6 years
But on the real god is a woman her name is Anne Hathaway
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macho420
5 years
🥶
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macho420
5 years
my mom finding out i smoke weed: first you pierce your nose, then you do brujería, then you’re “bi”, now you smoke pot, what’s next?
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macho420
5 years
My band is playing our first this Sunday at The Cabin. 1741 NW 5th street. See y’all there <3
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macho420
5 years
really just saw someone say summer from 500 days of summer was a bitch... girl let’s grow up
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macho420
6 years
Transcontinental holiday
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macho420
5 years
I’ll be the (bi) boy of your dreams
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6 years
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6 years
Girls that when they pee it sounds like they’re frying chicken
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macho420
6 years
$100 dollars to any girl that has not been harassed by a man
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macho420
5 years
This is just how bisexual men and gay women dress
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5 years
Without a doubt the most gorge kind of style a boy could have
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macho420
5 years
Shots of womanhouse’s first show by @duzidooz
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macho420
6 years
let the tl know when he DMs you
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macho420
6 years
Can we please take a moment of silence to remember all the women who are dating/have dated an Aquarius. To the ones still in the relationship, the ones in the process of recovering and the ones who never recuperate; just know that you are not alone
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macho420
5 years
Bro every fkn year
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5 years
Andrea after a long day of McDonald’s ,charging her phone, twerking, being bisexual eating hot chips, cheating and lying
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macho420
5 years
Me smoking weed pretending like i care about the strain when I just wanna get high
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macho420
5 years
✈️
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macho420
6 years
Me laughing at everything my friends say in the GC
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macho420
6 years
@machadoinmiami @OfficialJoelF me after he @ me bc I’m secretly in love with him
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macho420
6 years
My dog has been like this for 10 minutes but it’s ok bc I love her
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macho420
6 years
get that bread
@chave1y
im ANGY
6 years
we have 12 years to save this got damn earth someone tell me what to do 😔
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macho420
6 years
Why do people romanticize constantly breaking up so much this girl I follow said she tried to break up with her fiancé three times and people are really commenting how they’re so cute and meant for each other ofjfjfufjfjd
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macho420
6 years
me to the cashier @ the fiu cafe that sees me get pan de bono 3 times a week
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macho420
5 years
🃏🃏🃏🃏
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macho420
6 years
Just saw some girl walking around campus with a shirt that says “pizza is cheaper than therapy” does she know therapy @ FIU is free can someone talk to her I’m concerned
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5 years
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6 years
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6 years
Molly Burch: Me:
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macho420
5 years
Last time I was at Churchill’s I hit a car and tonite I played a show. The bisexual growth....
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macho420
6 years
Being an adult entails stopping yourself from tweeting sad shit and writing it in your private journal instead
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macho420
5 years
Who let depressed bitches get septum piercings it always gets dirty with the booger’s they from crying
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macho420
5 months
merry christmas from me and my lush shirt
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macho420
6 years
All these old ass Cubans fucking up the country for me like they’re not they’re moving back to Cuba in 5 years
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macho420
5 years
Lesbians have set the bar too high if you’re not providing me with lesbian level love I don’t want you
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macho420
6 years
Im 80% sure that Soberland by @hindsband was written about an Aquarius
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macho420
6 years
Fuck y’all, I’m cute
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6 years
My favorite thing on the internet is 4th generation Hispanic kids that can’t conjugate verbs in Spanish and eat pop tarts for breakfast telling me I’m not Hispanic enough
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macho420
6 years
My cousins in Mexico set up an altar for my abuela. Rest In Peace Virgo queen 💞
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macho420
6 years
I can’t believe I live in a society it just doesn’t seem like something I would do
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macho420
6 years
Breaking in new docs
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macho420
5 years
@QueenAwakened I don’t know why but when I saw it I instantly thought of the tower
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macho420
5 years
me
@T_noco_Cain
on FEET 👣🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️
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Women really be driving they car for 8yrs and think it don’t need shit but gas
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macho420
6 years
I really can’t believe I accidentally bought 6 tickets to see @hindsband at gramps guess all my friends coming
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macho420
5 years
who wants a kith 😯💞🙊
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macho420
5 years
people really love to trauma share on the first day of class girl don't pay for school pay for a therapist
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macho420
5 years
wish I had taken these on the clock but I didn’t :/
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macho420
6 years
Posted this on Instagram. Pecking Order coming soon 💞💞💞
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macho420
1 year
I had shit to say
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macho420
6 years
ppl that prefer Apple Music over Spotify don't like being alone but they're too prideful to reach out don't ask me how I know I don't make the rules I just inform them
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macho420
5 years
Otra Noche en Miami by Bad Bunny
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macho420
6 years
So everyone has been talking about mental health so I thought I would share my experience with it.
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macho420
5 months
have you had this same energy with the maritime blockade in gaza or you just talk to talk
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You do not fuck with international cargo traffic and freedom of the seas. Ever.
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macho420
6 years
Good morning let’s get this pan de bono
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6 years
Maluma looks like he’s on vacation with his sugar daddy
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macho420
5 years
Got a new tatt :)
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6 years
*me driving in the pouring rain, eating an apple with one hand and choosing which album to play next with the other* “People in this city don’t know how to fucking drive”
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macho420
6 years
Happy bi visibility 💞
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macho420
11 months
trade summer officially started
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5 years
This mirror is so fkn dirty
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6 years
How do people go from relationship to relationship it takes me a whole year to find another person I like sujdjdbdbd
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6 years
Omg Joel Franco’s a Virgo no wonder me cae mal
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5 years
A diva is the female version of a hustler
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6 years
If either Argentina or Colombia win doral is going to turn into a civil war zone
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5 years
we were talking about a male actor’s appearance and this girl was like you guys are so evolved talking about a guy being hot I was like girl I’m just gay
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5 years
My Cuban aunt after the man from Cuba that used her to come to the US told her his intentions
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5 years
Everytime i go to my hair lady I show her the same picture I’ve been showing her for like a year and a half and everytime she does something different dhdhdhhebe
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6 years
Omg this girl was like “yeah there’s ARABIC influence in Spain I don’t need know if you know the history of it...” girl this is Arabic 2 you really think we don’t know this by now
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6 years
This one time in HG these refs were making fun of a girl’s weight and she went up to them and said “si tienen problema con mi gordura por qué no vienen aquí y me maman la chocha” i didn’t realize it at the time but that was so powerful. Ugh. Her mind.
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5 years
I look like a mess from last night but I love my little Capricorn so much 💞💞💞
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macho420
6 years
me when I hear Azealia Banks in public
@FoxNews
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Four teenage boys who were running late to a football game stopped in a parking lot to put their hands over their hearts when they heard the National Anthem playing in the distance.
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1 year
hi oomfs
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5 years
They’re really playing 7 rings at the financial aid office like half of the ppl here aren’t in debt
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3 months
2 likes and i’ll wear my I ❤️ hot dads shirt to work 8 hours at the straight club
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