#BREAKING
Joel Franco addresses local criticism by @ someone that didn’t @ him and fails to realize that tweeting takes two seconds despite doing it himself often. Boots (
@OfficialJoelF
2018)
You've tweeted about me twice (without an @) and I have no idea who you are. It's a lil weird. It's a Friday and you're wasting your time tweeting about me.
Can we please take a moment of silence to remember all the women who are dating/have dated an Aquarius. To the ones still in the relationship, the ones in the process of recovering and the ones who never recuperate; just know that you are not alone
Why do people romanticize constantly breaking up so much this girl I follow said she tried to break up with her fiancé three times and people are really commenting how they’re so cute and meant for each other ofjfjfufjfjd
Just saw some girl walking around campus with a shirt that says “pizza is cheaper than therapy” does she know therapy @ FIU is free can someone talk to her I’m concerned
My favorite thing on the internet is 4th generation Hispanic kids that can’t conjugate verbs in Spanish and eat pop tarts for breakfast telling me I’m not Hispanic enough
ppl that prefer Apple Music over Spotify don't like being alone but they're too prideful to reach out don't ask me how I know I don't make the rules I just inform them
*me driving in the pouring rain, eating an apple with one hand and choosing which album to play next with the other*
“People in this city don’t know how to fucking drive”
we were talking about a male actor’s appearance and this girl was like you guys are so evolved talking about a guy being hot I was like girl I’m just gay
Everytime i go to my hair lady I show her the same picture I’ve been showing her for like a year and a half and everytime she does something different dhdhdhhebe
Omg this girl was like “yeah there’s ARABIC influence in Spain I don’t need know if you know the history of it...” girl this is Arabic 2 you really think we don’t know this by now
This one time in HG these refs were making fun of a girl’s weight and she went up to them and said “si tienen problema con mi gordura por qué no vienen aquí y me maman la chocha” i didn’t realize it at the time but that was so powerful. Ugh. Her mind.
Four teenage boys who were running late to a football game stopped in a parking lot to put their hands over their hearts when they heard the National Anthem playing in the distance.