When your friend stops calling you The Vegan and starts calling you for tips

Kitchen culture in America is like “Heard chef, yes chef, we’ll go fuck ourselves chef”

Taco salad = health nachos.

The implications here are very “clockwork Orange”; weaponizing something beautiful should be a war crime

BRB gonna go make some red velvet “muffins” #helth

Idk who needs to hear this, but if you just made triple chocolate “muffins”...those are cupcakes. You just made cupcakes.

Nothing tastes as good as coffee smells

Of course none of these MAGA people wear masks...You ever fart in a sleeping bag?

Police at BLM protests Vs. Police at MAGA riots

I love you, @brobagel @ Brobagel

Just posted a photo @ Chicago, Illinois

Just posted a photo @ Chicago, Illinois

Today I splurged and bought a $12 loaf of castelvetrano olive ciabatta and I FEEL SO SATISFIED / GLAMOROUS/ GUILTY AF

In life there are times to seek nutritious and healthy foods... and times to eat grits.

Some people just don’t understand the allure, mystique, and raw desire of biscuits and sausage gravy. Those people are wrong. . . . . . #vegan #breakfast #brekky #biscuitsandgravy #veganbiscuitsandgravy

Meatball subs? Yeah, okay. Let’s do it!

I really need to stop cooking naked

Going LIVE with @PourSoulsChi today 3/31 at 5:30PM CST. Talkin ‘bout booze, food, life under quarantine. Come join us! #instagramlive #happyhour #happyhourlive #poursouls #poursoulschicago @ Chicago, Illinois

Going live on @instagram today with PourSoulsChicago to talk booze, food, and life. Join us, 5:30pm CST! Link in bio!

That’s not chicken... we’ve lucked out, and with a generous gift from chefsspecialchicago while closing doors for quarantine, beyond chuffed to make a plate of lions mane mushrooms, with a snow pea tip salad and…

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