[The guards seem a little surprised by this realization, but they put aside their weapons and return to their posts without question.] ...Thanks. Y'know, for some Toads, they're pretty determined.

{Starter for @peachynperfect} [As Peach strolls through the castle halls, she hears a fight breaking out.] [Rushing to the main hall to see what the matter was, she finds Bowser, arguing with the Toad Guards, who seem to prevent him from entering.]

@peachynperfect You know I'd never pass up somethin' like this! 'sides, my schedule's totally clear!

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ He flaps his wings too close to the 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑, feathers everywhere. ⠀ ⠀

I’m hungry.

What can I say, they know a victory when they see it! Really, I've been lookin' forward to a moment like this for a while.

You got it, Princess. No crashin' your castle this time! You can count I'm gonna be one of the best guests you've ever had!

Huh?! You really mean that?? Heh, well it's not like I've got anything else on my schedule! Sounds like a plan!

(Crap-) Gwahaha! Come on, sucks to admit it, but you'd never fall head-over-heels for me. I've had that pipedream for 40 years now!

Well, he seems to be doing alright. Heh, what's with the sudden checkup? You startin' to get feelings for me?

(OH MY GOD WHAT) Uhhh... I've been doin' fine!

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀— ⠀ You're worried about him, your majesty .ᐣ ⠀ ⠀

Hmmm....

“Hmmmm?”