Due to some sad and personal life events, I’m back to looking for a #kidlit agent. If you find me here, I’m a speech path with a growing Instagram and YouTube following. My first book came out from an indie publisher in 2024 and has done well. Cheers!!!

New kids book idea: 'Trumpkin the Horrible Pumpkin.' It's about a pumpkin with a gourd complex.

My 11 yo: Dad, play shadow boxing with me. Me: Not right now bud. 11 yo: Come on, play. You’re 43. No one else is gonna play with you. Me: Fine, but I’m gonna post that first.

This is our President

“Dad, I really like this one.” “Oh yeah. It’s cool. Why do you like it?” “Because I want to be the rainbow.” 3/3 #rainbow

It was a colored photo of a run down parking lot. Old, neglected cars. Low hanging power lines. Trash and puddles. And above it all was a rainbow. He really wanted to show me this photo. 2/3

This weekend my family went to an art gallery. There was a photo taken by a local artist that caught my 11 year old’s eye. 1/3

Good morning to everyone except people who are more worried about Labubus and K-pop Demon Hunters negatively impacting our kids than guns killing our kids.

Ernest P. Worrell walked so that Ace Ventura Pet Detective could run. #facts

NO BUNNY LIKES VEGEGIES. SURE THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOU AND ARE DELICIOUS, BUT TRUST BUSTER BUNNY, AND JUST GIVE THEM TO HIM. #posterpit #pb #q

A LITTLE ZOMBIE HAD JUST RISEN WHEN HE NOTICED SOMETHING DIFFERENT OUTSIDE, "WHAAAAT?" HE MOANED TO MOMMY. "SPRIIIING," MOMMY GROANED. BUT ALL THIS NEWNESS MADE ZED NERVOUS. JOIN ZED AS HE LEARNS ABOUT LIFE IN THIS CUTE, HUMOROUS PICTURE BOOK. #posterpit #pb #q

One of my favorite negative reviews. It's all about the gender of the frogs it's hilarious. But if you're a grownup who is obsessed with the gender of wildlife as depicted in a picture book, then, well, grow up. h #kidbooks #picturebooks #pb #amwriting

“Zed’s First Spring” A little zombie had just risen when he noticed something different outside. “Whaaaat?” he moaned to Mommy. “Spriiiing,” Mommy groaned. But all this newness made Zed nervous. Join Zed as he learns about life in this cute, humorous picture book.#PB #QuestPit #Q

Good luck with #questpit. I pitched four but have so many on deck. Reach out agents. Would love to chat!

“This is NOT a Book About Vegetables.” It IS a book about llamas wearing polka-dot pajamas, vegetarian dinosaurs, aliens from the planet Celeriac, and a tomato who discovers he’s a fruit. Okay, fine, there might be a FEW veggies in here. #questpit #PB #Q

“A is for Achoo.” No more boring alphabet books! A is for apple? B is for ball? Nope! This is an onomatopoeia-themed alphabet book for your little ones—designed to encourage you, the parent, to make the silliest of sounds. #PB #Q #Questpit

"You Are Not a Duckling." Starring Rock and Leaf! Rock wants to be a duckling, but Leaf points out the obvious: Rock is, well, a rock. What lessons will be learned in this silly, repetitive book from an IBPA Award-winning author? #Q #questpit #PB

$XRP Finally reached $3.30 👍 As promised, I want to change someone's holiday and send 10,000 $XRP (~$33,000) to one person by tomorrow. Just like, retweet and comment '$XRP'. Random winner in 24 hours. I will announce as a tweet at 12pm EST Sat

Hey! If you’re all like, “I’d really like to buy Clay’s award winning book but can’t afford it” then maybe call or email your library ask them to grab it. Here’s the link yall. https://t.co/3k9j56C4mo #picturebooks #amwriting

Not sure who Dream is but my 10 yo drew this and I think it’s pretty good.

Being a picture book writer is wild. In the past 3 years I: Sold my first book. Got an agent. Released first book. Lost agent (due to tragic loss in their life). Won the @ibpa gold for best in its category. Been rejected by every other agent. #amwriting