✨Pinned for 1000✨
~hi i’m hanna~
•bi
•in a relationship
•horror, fishing minigame, wrestling, and auteur filmmaking enjoyer
i’m always down to make friends with cool people but please do not be ✨weird✨ in my replies or dms if i don’t know you!!!
i’ve always been pretty shy about jerking off around other people (i know that’s kind of the whole point of gooning shut up) so i’m finally experiencing the euphoria of mutual hedonism and it’s great 🥰
i can make as many jokes about gooning as i want to my online friends because i’m a woman so none of them think i jerk off anyway, it’s the perfect crime
i have so many screenshots of boobs my phone because when i’m really gooned and high and out of it i go ‘damn better save this puppy for later 😏’, like a soldier in the trenches cutting out pictures of dames from nudie mags
new pair of shorts have given me the most insane camel toe ever. i’m a notorious fat pussy haver but this is just absurd, i can stick a pencil in there like people do behind their ear
seinfeld gooning episode: jerry’s new fling is a findom, george tries poppers, elaine deals with an unfortunate foot stalker, kramer hosts a hot tub bate party and floods his apartment
cutting a crotch hole in my leggings completely changed the game, holy cow. my legs are covered!!! i have free access to my pussy whenever!!!! i have not known real libertine freedom until right now
i can make as many jokes about gooning as i want to my online friends because i’m a woman so none of them think i jerk off anyway, it’s the perfect crime
i’ve been so so so horny this weekend idk what’s gotten into me. i keep rubbing through my shorts and i just keep leaking, my room is so hazy with pussy and weed 🤤 😵💫💓
bought poppers for the first time today !!!!!! i am on my period and i don’t want to waste my first time on a subpar goonsesh so they’re being saved for when my Troubles are over 💅
one time one of my coworkers complained that our friend smelt like pussy when they hung out. how do these people live life when they can’t even appreciate the little things like that?
i love degeneracy and i think it’s cool to be ungovernable and uninhibited when it comes to sexuality. stop being “one of the good ones” and start being Cool
my partner noticed i was stressed the other day, took the thing i was cleaning out of my hands and said “please, let me handle this and you go jerk off or play persona 🥰”. literally like an angel fallen from heaven. how are they real 🥺❤️
i promise i’m only walking around shirtless in the apartment cause it’s hot enough to melt plastic outside and not because i’m a huge dumb whore who likes showing her tits off ✨
the FUCKING COCK DESTROYERS just showed up in this pmv im watching and it just totally completely took me out. like that’s a celebrity cameo and i was not prepared!!!!!!!!
i am cumming v i o l e n t l y with this wand. like full body spasms pussy throbbing aftershocks level nuts are being busted. it’s nice but sometimes a girl just wants a little subtlety on the clit you know
already came once tonight i’m soooooooooo gone 😵💫 i burned my finger earlier and i’m so high i can’t even feel it anymore i can just feel my heartbeat in my pussy which is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
i’m so good at giving head that a guy who previously said he wasn’t interested in a relationship said he loved me immediately after and still tries to woo me to this day because i went sicko mode on that thing
@AbyssFlesh
a guy having 18 million computer monitors is so simple and easy to explain compared to a saturated jpeg of a MLP characters asshole with text on it
minute 13 of the sesh: mmmmm piggy horny and dumb 😵💫🤤💓
minute 23 of the sesh: damn maybe piggy kinda thirsty actually… oh no and piggy forgot to put those clothes away and ah fuck what if piggy organized the closet and
sometimes i like yo just sit in goonpose cause it’s comfy. like yeah i was jerking off but i saw something funny and now it’s 20 min later and i’m just chillin you know?
i’m a sick freak but i have the added bonus of having basic conversation skills and the ability to be chill and friendly and not weird. this makes me normal in most circles but unto a god on here
fiancé came home to me passed out in “goon position” for the first time last night (i am usually very attentive and alert!!!) i don’t even think i came, just been so damn sleepy lately
✨ hi i’m hanna ✨
~22
~bisexual
~goonette
~secret alt so irls don’t see that i’m a degen freak lol
~auteur filmmaking/video game/cooking enjoyer
just looking for friends and people to talk to about stuff pls don’t be weird
#nsfwtwt
have had many little troubles (medication issues, work/stress, etc) have been taking me from gooning lately. alas am going on a lil trip for a few days so my (relative) goonbelicy (goon-celibacy) must be extended… i am being very brave about this
god i need to remember that my cred and good taste on here does not translate to other circles, i just got lit the fuck up in a discord server sharing my sicko book haul 😭
do i want to kms or have i been jerking off in the same position without eating dinner, turning the air down, or taking a drink of water for 45 minutes
so scary going out into the real world where people think cellulite is bad. like girl you want to get rid of it??????? what?????? just a topsy turvy mindset i cannot relate to