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Paul Witten

@paulwitten

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Napper. Schmactor. Bread enthusiast. 🎥 The Residence, Netflix/ March 30

Los Angeles, Ca.
Joined September 2009
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Paul Witten
4 months
Just fyi @ATT sucks. They lied about iPhone 17 promo, took my phone, lowballed me & tried to force me into higher cost plan after I had been told that would NOT be the case by a rep 2 weeks before the transaction. Use @TMobile or @Verizon or basically any other carrier.
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Paul Witten
11 months
This is the best meeting story EVER
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Paul Witten
1 year
Worth reading this…
@mishtal
David Collier
1 year
Exclusive: We have said that @bbcnews has become a propaganda tool of Hamas. Well here is the proof. Sit down and hold on to something. Thread ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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@ATRightMovies
All The Right Movies
1 year
THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS was released 34 years ago this week. One of the most commercially and critically successful crime thrillers ever made, the making of story is like having an old friend for dinner… 1/45
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Paul Witten
1 year
Take the two minutes and watch this. Hilarious.
@bigIttIeIies
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1 year
PLEASE if you’ve never watched this now’s the time
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Paul Witten
1 year
Oh hey @SenatorFischer your husband is a racist disrespectful piece of shit.
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Paul Witten
1 year
I just watched ep 10 of #Shrinking and I can’t take it anymore it’s so good the cast is great the writing is great I want more NOW
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Paul Witten
1 year
So you voted for Trump. Or you didn’t vote cause of some BS virtue signaling/thinly veiled antisemitism. Or you voted for grifter Jill Stein. Well buckle up, you’re about to reap the horrors of what you just voted in. Good luck!
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Paul Witten
1 year
Election fashion 🌊🇺🇸💙 #Harris_Walz2024
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Paul Witten
1 year
Fa**ot approved 👏🏼
@vulture
Vulture
1 year
Jason Kelce grabbed and threw someone’s phone to the ground after his brother Travis was called a homophobic slur for dating Taylor Swift. In another angle of the incident, Jason appears to say the word back, asking, “Who’s the f- - - - - now?”
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Paul Witten
1 year
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@DodgersNation
Dodgers Nation
1 year
THE EXACT MOMENT THE DODGERS WON THE 2024 WORLD SERIES!
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Paul Witten
1 year
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@PopBase
Pop Base
1 year
The LA District Attorney announces he is recommending a resentencing for the Menendez brothers after 34 years behind bars. This could provide them a chance for a freedom at last.
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Paul Witten
1 year
Brilliant. @KamalaHQ 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@Acyn
Acyn
1 year
Kamala Harris: Oh, you guys are at the wrong rally. I think you meant to go to the smaller one down the street
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Paul Witten
1 year
As a taxpayer with exactly 0 children (and no plans for one) I will gladly pay to have someone else’s kid fed.
@CampbellNewman
Campbell Newman
1 year
It's not free. It's paid for by taxpayers. And why should people pay for the "free" lunch of other people's children? Feeding your kids is the responsibility of parents. And if there are cases of social disadvantage where some kids aren't getting fed then we have a welfare
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Paul Witten
1 year
Excellent. Take a listen.
@billmaher
Bill Maher
1 year
My open letter to @ChappellRoan:
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Paul Witten
1 year
So nice seeing the galactically annoying @cenkuygur get schooled HARD by @DouglasKMurray 👏🏼
@DrEliDavid
Dr. Eli David
1 year
Watch @DouglasKMurray wiping the floor with Cenk Uyghur 👇 “You care only when the Jews are involved. Your surname is ‘Uyghur’, but you don't even care when China puts one million Uyghur Muslims in concentration camps, because Jews are not involved.” https://t.co/Jyzokvri4b
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Paul Witten
2 years
Politics, but make it fashion.
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Paul Witten
2 years
I don’t care if she’s Indian Black Rastafarian Danish German or from fucking outer space I’m all in for #Kamala2024
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Paul Witten
2 years
Look I love RDJ but this is part of our industry’s problem. The fact that he makes this much money yet every day player/actor on a weekly contract will get scale & a “take it or leave it” offer is gross & out of balance. We definitely need a change.
@Variety
Variety
2 years
Robert Downey Jr. is making "significantly more" than $80 million to play Doctor Doom in two "Avengers" movies, sources say. Downey's deal is also filled with perks that include private jet travel, dedicated security and a whole “trailer encampment.” https://t.co/nqoP3w3xhb
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Paul Witten
2 years
You excited about Kamala? Me too. Don’t forget who had the foresight to pick her.
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