Mr Paul Turner ⚒🎧
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Born and educated in E13 .Hence bad English and West Ham United ...Been known to Dj from time 2 time Depeche Mode & Madness..”I have a wife and 3 kids you know"
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7 years ago we looked after a dog called caramel
The family moved to Australia and said can we keep her She has become part of the family and sleeps with one of my daughters every night
This morning a text from Australia saying they can afford to fly her over now
Your thoughts
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Along with most of London I would like to wish Arsenal Football club all the best tonight in shattering Spurs champions league dreams .. ⚒
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Ladies and gentlemen of a certain age I present Hartley Hare ..
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Who else was born in a council house or rented accommodation…?
It’s a yes from me .😂
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Few having a pop at Jason at Newcastle..
Here he is running over to WestHam fans at Bournemouth to donate a players shirt for charity..
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Dear
@BBCSport
..
Generally we watch MOTD because of the football and the goals ..
Nothing would change for me if you gave the over paid presenter the boot ..
You don’t need to be spending millions on a presenter’s wages..
A guy from local radio could do it for a fraction…
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The Bank of England loaned Robert Maxwell £500 million pound. He then defaulted on it and promptly jumped off his yacht and killed himself. It’s considered to be the worst loan of all time.
Until Kalvin Phillips was loaned to West Ham!
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Tonight like many I will be supporting
#ManchesterCity
.
Being a supporter of Westham I have a lot in common with the old fan base at city ..
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My son before going to bed tonight said ..
“Dad I don’t want to go to Man city away now it will be embarrassing.”
I spent a few minutes explaining to him why he is WestHam and why we must still go ...⚒
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Thanks for your reply’s ..
Caramel is staying in the UK ..
As someone said Australia is full of criminals …😂
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@DavidVujanic
@FootyScran
Who’s goes to football to eat a meal ..
You ain’t a local ..
Tourist …
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Anniversary of my brothers death today ..
He was Murdered on the streets of East London ..
My family put a bench on the coast our family use to visit every year when we was children to celebrate his life .
I now live in the same town as that bench .
Always in my mind Gary ..
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@cyp_toon
Not at all ..
This has nothing to do with the actual game ..
Let’s leave this on the terraces in Europe..
British fans react to what’s going on in the game ..
Not this orchestrated nonsense
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It saddens me greatly that I have to share this sad news with you all ....
The mother-in-law landed safely and is with us for a week ...
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Match day at UPTON PARK…
Proper vibes never to be repeated so many sights, smells and sounds on the way to the ground sadly missed..
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I know a have a few
#ManCity
on my timeline ..
Please do us all a favor and knock 2 or 3 past them today ...⚒
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@_HenryBolton
Let’s have them in stations and in police cars ..
This is a officer engaging with the community..
Behave ..
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@GoldingBF
You have hi jacked our flag ..
Just like the National front hi jacked the Union Jack back in the 80s ..
Why don’t you fly the swastika ..
Would be more more appt for you and your politics..
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Anyone else have to clean the sink after their teenage children have used it …
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BREAKING NEWS:-..
Ivan Toney has denied that recent betting allegations cost him a place in the England Squad, and says he is gutted that he will miss Monday's 3-1 win against Iran!
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So with no football I’ve started to talk to the Current Mrs Turner ..
Found out she has been made redundant by Woolworths...
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That’s what you do when a fan jumps on the pitch ..
Benherama trying to look out for the bloke..
Top man ..
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@FBAwayDays
There was football before the premiership..
Luton have played in the top flight before in that stadium ..
Keep up …
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Got some terrible news yesterday that I would like to share with you all…
The mother in law has booked a flight to come over to the UK for Christmas…
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12 years ago today I lost my brother Gary Turner
He was the first person to take me over Upton Park
All 3 of his killers are free now
I can even see their profiles on Facebook
Families shouldn’t have to go through the pain my parents went through and Dad is stilling living it
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Proud to be WestHam coming out of Stratford last night
Moyes has gave us 3 great years
But it’s time to part company in May
To have one of the oldest squads in the league isn’t good enough after 3 years
Knowing us it will go tits up when he goes but that’s being WestHam..
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Arsenal away on my birthday ..
Would could go wrong ..😂
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In order to show solidarity with Gary Lineker…
West Ham have announced they won’t be appearing on MOTD next season 😀
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Being Charlton I’ve had a shit season now I’m having a shit summer ..
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As many fans wait at airports with beers in hand to cross the channel ..
Remember many 100s and 1000s about the same age crossed the channel and never came home freeing Nazi Europe ..
Imagine what was going through young man’s mind nearly 80 years ago today ..
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Just bought this lady a Diet Coke as she had no cash ..
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We are having such a bad season ..
7th in April..
Playing the best team in Germany at the moment next Thursday in Europe..
And took 4 points off the Spurs this season ..
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Rice is class ..
Stayed behind and went and clapped all 4 sides of the stadium .
The seats around me generally got up and clapped when he come on .. ⚒
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My cassette collection .
Spot anything you like ..
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My last picture of myself at Upton Park .
That night my home experience died forever ..
I will never forgive the ownership for taking me away from home ..
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Couldn’t post this last night because the Wi-Fi in a new stadium in London is ….
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Thankfully with the football and how the world is at the moment ..
I have this lot for my sanity ..
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WestHam 4th and Spurs out the cup ..
Ain’t been a bad night ..
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I see a few have had a go at
@jessbakersmith
for having a ticket tonight ..
If you read her bio she has been through a lot ..
She clearly does work for the club ..
Whatever happened to the so called WestHam family .?
You shouldn’t be digging out your own …⚒
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That prick Ian Abrams on talk shit ..
Having pop at some WestHam fans booing Declan ..
You pay your money you boo if you want too .
The man never pays to see WestHam also generally he is reporting on lower league football .
Thankfully he blocked me years ago
Complete knob
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I would of never missed a visit of Spurs to Upton Park ..
I know we can’t get it back..
But for me and I know many like me it ain’t the same ..
My love for seeing my team at Stratford ain’t there..
And I can’t see it ever being there at my age .
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This guy dancing in front of us last night was one of the highlights of the night ..
#Madness
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Unfortunately the last 2 years of travel bans and restrictions have come to a end for me ..
The mother in law is landing at Stansted in a few hours..
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I know I have a few followers that ain’t WestHam .. ⚒
Hope you are all getting behind the hammers tonight ..
😂
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In other news, the Seven Dwarfs have been told they can only meet in groups of six. One of them isn’t Happy.
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Congratulations Lucy Turner ..
Another Turner on the Roads..x
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At this awful time I feel blessed that I have music in my life ..
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Looks like a shop to many but to me it’s my garage ..😂
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Some WestHam fans was embarrassing last night trying to out Romanian fans sitting within our sections ..
If we was so massive they wouldn’t be able to get tickets ..
The fans near me done nothing wrong other than speak a different language..
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My 19 year old daughter just not getting that I ain’t having her boyfriend staying the night ..
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I’m in my 50s and my dad is in his 80s and I feel very lucky that we can still go to a cafe Saturday morning for a fry up..
And as he has more money he is paying.. 😂
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Mason Greenwood should never play professional football again ..
The chief witness withdrew..
It stinks ..
A case like this should never stop any women coming forward..
But I feel it may ..
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If you have been around long enough..
It ain’t about Spurs and Chelsea ..
It’s about Millwall missing out on the play offs ..😂
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State of the art training facilities..
“Looking forward to getting back to doing what I love. Not long left”
- Lucas Paqueta
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When we are 3 nil up and the cry’s of
“You should of signed for a big club “..⚒
Love it ..
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Eight minutes in and Mo Farah has covered more ground at the Olympic Stadium than Andy Carroll has in the whole of 2017.
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Ipswich ..
A proper football stadium .
Can only dream of being that close at Stratford ..
#Ipswich
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Newport fans giving it hammer sign and singing bubbles at Millwall got to love it ..
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@GuillermElodie
An journalist who shared a tv studio with Jimmy Savile ..
And didn’t say a word ..
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Police now have powers to split up groups....
Maybe start with Coldplay?
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The daughters boyfriend just got out his car and introduced himself ..
Which is always a good sign..
But I still gave him daggers ..
She is my first child ..😂
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Got some terrible news yesterday that I would like to share with you all …
The mother in law has booked a flight to come over to the UK ..
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Now I live in the same town that we put a bench in for my brother I can get time to enjoy the view ...
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@davidgold
David ..
This season you have gone and got us one of the poorest squads I have seen over WestHam in years
Seasoned internationals?
Please
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@FACoachdazza
Plenty of managers in the game shake over teams staff before they get to the manager ..
Also the premiership managers know they come as a pair ..
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The original WestHam ladies ..
Down the front of the south bank just left of the goal ..⚒
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Met Sunderland fans in services .
Said they was giving Millwall crossed hammers all afternoon
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