Paul Johanson 💻
@pauljohanson
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Known technical project manager. Professional Nerd. Former developer. Opinions are my own because no one else wants them.
Melbourne, Australia
Joined July 2009
Well that's a first. One of my people dialed into a meeting from a McDonalds drive through. He had to pause to order 24 chicken nuggets!
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One of the simple pleasures of of working from home is watching your cats having ridiculously low-level play fights in the sun. Couple of lame kicks, licking each other, rolling around, more licking.
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Well. That's a new Captura format I'd not seen before. I was expecting to be asked to click on all the pictures of cats, but now.
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Just found a pre-populated table in a database I'm looking at. It's full of dates, dividing the year into blocks of 2 months. It has dates in it going out to... 1st of August 2998! If SQL server is still around then, I'll be surprised 🙄
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Does it count as body doubling when your kid is on school holidays, and spends two hours on a Discord video call with you while he plays Kerbal? #ksp
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ChatGPT is praising me for spotting an error. Should I be worried??
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The gods of work: Sisyphus, Set (Egyptian god of Chaos) and Carborundum.
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Happiness is three uninterrupted hours to get some things finished. All hail the gods of work!
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This is just absolutely useless. This useless site dumped me here when I tried to log in. First it insisted I needed to activate my account. They never sent the email, so I tried again. And got this.
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Copying backups from a cloud network share to OneDrive in a browser, so I can download them onto a different cloud server... Hmmm... once upon a time, I could have done this with a USB key... 🤷♀️
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I mean really, is this level of grovelling really necessary?
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Wow. Microsoft really doesn't want you to use Chrome does it? I'm setting up a machine, and Edge has popped up at least three messages pleading with me not to download Chrome, while I navigate to related download pages...
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Just got to use the word "onerous" in a document. I feel literary!
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Looking at an old Maintenance Agreement I wrote, with a view to reusing it for another client. It's pretty well written. Well done, past me!
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Just wrote and sent a strongly worded email! I didn't get to use the phrase "As per my last email"... maybe next time.
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Man, I've been using JIRA so long I could do so in my sleep. In fact, I'm half asleep here, and bulk editing JIRAs to give them different parent epics...!
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