Paul Foot
@paulfoot
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Greetings. I am Paul Foot, one of the world's comedians. Special available to watch out now.
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Joined April 2009
Dissolve is streaming live on Youtube imminently at 3pm BST. And I'll be in the Live Chat discussing stuff and watching along etc etc. Ye can tune in via this link: https://t.co/YBHDhJcwhJ
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Tomorrow my show, Dissolve, is being released on Youtube and there is a special Premiere happening at 3pm BST and I will be there in the Live Chat discussing stuff with people etc. I will post link tomorrow. It's so secret I don't even know what it is yet. @800pgm @sohotheatre
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What?! Another clip from my show special! I cain't believe it. In this clip I defend the important purpose for sport. Which is not at all pointless or boring or violent and upsetting. Ye can watch it via this link: https://t.co/YUf4BL7oQr Produced by @800pgm & @sohotheatre
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I can't believe it! My show, Dissolve, has been made into a Special! Thank ye to the wonderful people at @800pgm and @sohotheatre for making it so beautiful and also fun to do. Ye can order it now via this link: https://t.co/YUf4BL7oQr Here is a small teaser.
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Introducing XRPR: The first U.S. ETF giving you spot exposure to XRP via a traditional ETF.
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I'm coming to Leicestershire to do my show, Dissolve this week. At @MMCvenue in Mountsorrel on Wednesday. Ye can find tickets here.
ticketsource.co.uk
Tickets are now available for Paul Foot: Dissolve at MMC Venue, Leicestershire on Wednesday 21st May 2025. Click the link for further information and to secure your tickets now!
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Big special bargain for @micomfestival tickets today for 1 day only and for limited tickets only and for people with no hair only completely smooth like dolphin.* (T's & C's apply) *This bit is lies. Ye do not need to be smooth like dolphin to access this offer. That is illegal
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Worra day! I am excited to announce the lineup for Paul Foot & Friends at @Moth_Club Hackney is me, obviously, joined by Sam Campbell, Yuriko Kotani @YurikoComedy & Huge Davies @HugeDavies . And there will be one more surprise name not yet announced. https://t.co/nilwHnRios
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New! ✨ Paul Foot's Dissolve comes to Silsden Town Hall - @paulfoot 🎟️ Tickets available at https://t.co/8fTNJUe3AB 📅 Saturday 31st May at Silsden Town Hall Following two sold-out Edinburgh Fringe runs and a twice extended UK and Ireland tour, multi-award-winning and
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Brisbane shows now on sale! What a time to be alive. Tickets via link below. Sydney shows on sale soon. https://t.co/D98MJtIdEs
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I can't believe it! It's Melbourne Intl Comedy Festival time! Tickets are now on sale for my show, Dissolve, at The Arts Centre, Melbourne from 27th Marsh - 20th Apricot! What a palaver. Ye can find tickets via this link 👉👉 https://t.co/6uHcWsdjPT
@micomfestival
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A few tickets remain for my Xmas Secret Show this Saturnday in London. If ye wanna attend ye can find tickets by signing up to the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs and then ye can get tickets via this link baybayyy.
paulfoot.tv
Jinkaton Sphynx was once a girl like any other, drinking Hopscotch, playing Doctors and Nuisance Patients, watching the world go by. Until on her 7th birthday, in one of the worst parenting decisions...
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The last holds have just been released for my @sohotheatre run, which starts today. This is the very end of my Dissolve tour, and the last performances of Dissolve in London, so if ye want to see the show, this is your time. Ye can find tickets here https://t.co/K49RaDTJXl
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🎉 Don't miss 'Dissolve' by Paul Foot at the Hat Factory this week! @paulfoot 🗓️ Join us on Nov 8th at 8pm! 🎟️ Book now: https://t.co/GbsdxC1Qpq or via the link in our bio. #LutonEvents #LutonComedy #Comedy #PaulFoot
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Thank you Frances
Saw @paulfoot’s Dissolve show last night - wow. Expected it to be hilarious and it was. Didn’t expect it to be poignant and moving but it was those too. Currently on tour, grab a ticket if you can https://t.co/P6HgfKXyYs
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Thank you!
@paulfoot at the stand at Newcastle this afternoon was an absolute joy. One of if not the best stand up I’ve seen., I cried and cried laughing, I was the fella at the front who now fears the horse with the scythe.
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One of my favourite things about WhatsApp is you can comment on messages, including your own, with any picture you want. It means, for example, you can send someone a message and then comment on your own message with a goose 🪿
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Flights from Oslo to Australia are often quite cheap. This caused me to write “Oz low” in my notebook, which sounds exactly the same as Oslo
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This week in the world of Dissolve it's Farnham, Worcester, Northampton. https://t.co/7KIQrLmP6j
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Recently, I flew an Airbust A320 at Heathrow Airport. There were only a few injuries and hardly any deaths. Fortunately, I will take the car for my show tomorrow in Norwich, which starts off my autumn tour of Dissolve. https://t.co/7KIQrLmP6j
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