Paul Foot
@paulfoot
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Greetings. I am Paul Foot, one of the world's comedians. Australian Tour on sale now.
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Joined April 2009
I'm coming to Leicestershire to do my show, Dissolve this week. At @MMCvenue in Mountsorrel on Wednesday. Ye can find tickets here.
ticketsource.co.uk
Tickets are now available for Paul Foot: Dissolve at MMC Venue, Leicestershire on Wednesday 21st May 2025. Click the link for further information and to secure your tickets now!
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Big special bargain for @micomfestival tickets today for 1 day only and for limited tickets only and for people with no hair only completely smooth like dolphin.* (T's & C's apply). *This bit is lies. Ye do not need to be smooth like dolphin to access this offer. That is illegal
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Worra day! I am excited to announce the lineup for Paul Foot & Friends at @Moth_Club Hackney is me, obviously, joined by Sam Campbell, Yuriko Kotani @YurikoComedy & Huge Davies @HugeDavies . And there will be one more surprise name not yet announced.
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RT @SilsdenTownHall: New! ✨ Paul Foot's Dissolve comes to Silsden Town Hall - @paulfoot. 🎟️ Tickets available at 📅….
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Brisbane shows now on sale! What a time to be alive. Tickets via link below. Sydney shows on sale soon.
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I can't believe it! It's Melbourne Intl Comedy Festival time! Tickets are now on sale for my show, Dissolve, at The Arts Centre, Melbourne from 27th Marsh - 20th Apricot! What a palaver. Ye can find tickets via this link 👉👉 @micomfestival
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A few tickets remain for my Xmas Secret Show this Saturnday in London. If ye wanna attend ye can find tickets by signing up to the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs and then ye can get tickets via this link baybayyy.
paulfoot.tv
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The last holds have just been released for my @sohotheatre run, which starts today. This is the very end of my Dissolve tour, and the last performances of Dissolve in London, so if ye want to see the show, this is your time. Ye can find tickets here
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RT @HatFactoryAC: 🎉 Don't miss 'Dissolve' by Paul Foot at the Hat Factory this week! @paulfoot. 🗓️ Join us on Nov 8th at 8pm! 🎟️ Book now:….
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Thank you Frances.
Saw @paulfoot’s Dissolve show last night - wow. Expected it to be hilarious and it was. Didn’t expect it to be poignant and moving but it was those too. Currently on tour, grab a ticket if you can .
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Thank you!.
@paulfoot at the stand at Newcastle this afternoon was an absolute joy. One of if not the best stand up I’ve seen., I cried and cried laughing, I was the fella at the front who now fears the horse with the scythe.
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One of my favourite things about WhatsApp is you can comment on messages, including your own, with any picture you want. It means, for example, you can send someone a message and then comment on your own message with a goose 🪿.
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Flights from Oslo to Australia are often quite cheap. This caused me to write “Oz low” in my notebook, which sounds exactly the same as Oslo.
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This week in the world of Dissolve it's Farnham, Worcester, Northampton.
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Recently, I flew an Airbust A320 at Heathrow Airport. There were only a few injuries and hardly any deaths. Fortunately, I will take the car for my show tomorrow in Norwich, which starts off my autumn tour of Dissolve.
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. Some of these have been very professionally screenshotted and made into the promotional video above by a series of well-meaning pen-pushers. Please like the video if ye liked the show, so they don't fall into a depression and cease making the videos they so love and crave.
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I'm back in Edinburgh baybayyyy! The return season of my show Dissolve starts today! It's been a wonderful and strange year since I debuted this show last year at the Fringe, and I've received many wonderful and touching messages from people who have seen the show.
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Then it's off to the Edinburgh Festival on Thursday for only 5 shows. Tickets for those are here.
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Doing a lovely little performance of Dissolve tonight at @angelcomedy . A few tickets left if ye want to come.
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