Paul Austin
@pauldsaustin
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Hey @StarbucksUK - rather than just grumble, I put this together for you for free - could you send it nationwide?
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Hey @StarbucksUK, thanks for the latest price increase this morning, 25p. While I'm here, can you stop allowing dogs on seats, just from a hygiene point of view.
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Max being a prick in the race. Then Max having a 'hold my beer' moment when he's an even bigger prick in the post-race interview #f1 #SpanishGP
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Yo, anyone out there who took part in consumer trials for @pepsico_uk with the reformulated Pepsi recipe, and gave them 'positive' feedback? Just wondering if you're on drugs? (And I don't mean 'healthy' artificial sweeteners).
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Hey @pepsico_uk - following the wholly successful and universally welcomed recipe change to make regular Pepsi taste like Diet Pepsi, are you bringing forward Bacon Pepsi anytime soon?
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FOO FIGHTERS LYRIC BOOKLETS we have a very limited number of lyric booklets used at the band’s private listening sessions to give away with the new album But Here We Are. full info at https://t.co/WWYxkOSzqP
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The Passion Of The Christ Al-fucking-mighty! #AngryBooksAndMovies
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Yo @iainlee - Acorn Electron, I've got one up in the loft. My first computer, I'm guessing around 1983. My folks were skint, but my dad saved up and for my birthday he tossed me a roll of notes, £200. Highlight - you could get Elite for it, but I think it ran at 8fps. Joy.
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You cannot take money from people's credit card without authorisation. And 3 weeks is way to long to sort a problem, especially when you had someone 'intensively' on it initially. Please read my latest DM to you and do not ignore.
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Nadine Dorries takes today's media fail award. Paul Scully - 'hold my beer!' #Newsnight
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