drew
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I don't know why I told that doctor my dream. We had just met. We might have become friends.
Providence, RI
Joined August 2007
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne ceaselessly back onto our bullshit.
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This tweet brought to you by the inexplicable Benson Boone dance remix I just survived.
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In these uncertain times, it's good to know that you can always go to a gay bar and be subjected to the worst music you have ever heard in your life.
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I was wearing black jeans, Docs, and a black tee with anatomical diagrams on it but okay fine I guess I'm not goth enough in my forties whatever I don't even care shut up.
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Last month I was turned away at the door of a local goth night and I haven't fully recovered.
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Like I understand that I have a unique perspective on the business of t-shirt merchandising but the secondary market is something else entirely, full of hypebeasts and charlatans. Very weird to me!.
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Not to mention that these guys will upsell the shit out of a single stitch hem but couldn't begin to tell you its benefits over one that was double stitched, geez Louise.
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This is a very niche concern BUT as a person who has been involved in the screenprint industry my whole life it's bemusing to watch t-shirt collector bros misuse printing jargon incorrectly to describe their shit.
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I have officially entered the online vintage t-shirt resale economy and while I have made some connections with good folks, I have to say that on the whole there is an abundance of unwashed ballsack bro energy in this particular scene. Absolutely rancid and rotted.
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Drove past my estranged husband in his car today while making a left hand turn at an intersection and somehow I did not experience an adrenal response. That's progress, I suppose.
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Just saw something that referred to Luigi as "Italianx" and I am drawing a line in the sand.
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I hope you know that our Lord Jesus has a special place reserved in H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS for faggots who steal winter coats from other faggots from the gay bar!!!.
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Loudly booing anyone I see in a Scarlet Witch costume, for X-Men reasons.
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I don't know if introducing yourself as a pan sapiosexual was intended as an opening move but HARD PASS.
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Maybe it's just me but sharing my Greek ethnic heritage with you should not be license to share the story of your most violent sexual encounter with me, stranger I just met at the karoake bar!!!! Wtf my guy.
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