I've got a feeling that the Sunday papers are going to completely overlook the good news that Grant Shapps announced about dualling of the A66 across the Pennines.
While today’s news is a pain for many, it’s still not as bad as being nine months pregnant and arriving in a strange town on Christmas Eve only for your husband to admit he’d forgotten to book a hotel room.
As we near the election, I share the story of Adlai Stevenson, campaigning against Eisenhower, being told by a woman that "every thinking person will be voting for you".
Stevenson replied: "Madam, that's not enough. I need a majority."
A few election thoughts: Tribalism is a cancer in politics, enhanced by social media. The idea that my side is virtuous and yours is evil, that all Tories are heartless, all in Labour are brainless, all Brexiters racist and all Leavers traitors is depressing, unhelpful and wrong
It’s not just the inquisition of Andrew Neil and Julie Etchingham that Boris Johnson lacks the confidence to face. Tonight was the second hustings in his constituency. Like the first he declined the invitation. Cameron in 2015 and May in 2017 both did local hustings.
@PickardJE
It’s a Wonderful Life. When George Bailey, realising he’s broken, suddenly clutches his child with a look of utter anguish. Also when the townsfolk start pouring in money.
I’m a bit concerned by the lack of photos of coke-addled England supporters storming the gates at Wembley and trying to launch fireworks from their buttocks. Is there no sense of tradition in the women’s game?
Spoke to an elderly friend who wisely is staying in but struggling with online shop. He tried to order bananas from Waitrose and specified 1, thinking they meant bunches. They sent him 1 banana. Next shop he specified 6. They sent him 61. At least his potassium levels are good.
Every PM who lost the support of so many of her MPs would resign, says Corbyn more than two years after 80% of his MPs voted to remove him as their leader.
Thought on the Rudd memo: it was sent last June; in the previous month she’d almost lost her seat, buried her father, dealt with two terror attacks and government was struggling to prove viability. Plus civil service work backlog because of purdah. We’d all miss things in circs
Lord Palmer, whose family made their money in biscuits, secured a debate on food waste in 2021 in which his only contribution was to say that "sell-by dates are far too cautious. I remember once eating a biscuit that was 20 years old. It was perfectly edible".
Bishops react to PM: Leeds: “lied to, patronised, treated as mugs”; Ripon: “integrity, trust, leadership never there”; Liverpool: “treat people like sheep who can be fooled”; Willesden: “the full Trump”; Reading: “has made his task of leading us through this crisis much harder”
Keir Starmer says James Bond should be played by a woman next.
He told ITV: "I don't have a favourite Bond, but I do
think it's time for a female bond."
Tomorrow’s Budget, at 3.30pm, is being shown on BBC Two. At the same time on BBC One is Money for Nothing, followed by Flog It and then Pointless. Who says that there’s no place for satire in tv scheduling?
Assuming Sunak is the next PM, he'll be the first to have studied at Lincoln College, Oxford, following Merton, Balliol, Hugh's, Brasenose, St John's, Somerville, Jesus, Christ Church, Univ, Trinity and Hertford. A great day for diversity
Splendid line by
@MattChorley
in his
@timesredbox
email: “The race to be the next prime minister is probably the only example of a robot being replaced by a low-skilled worker.”
Jo Swinson's doing rather well on Andrew Neil. Standing up for what she believes in forcefully, not evasive. People may dislike her policies but at least they know what they are.
Just had flashback watching leadership debate to when Eric Pickles, for reasons I can’t recall, was asked for his greatest weakness in an interview and replied: “I eat too much and I like cowboy films.”
Ten years, three prime ministers, a couple of mice and one long spat with Palmerston. Wrote this for
@AirMailWeekly
on Downing Street’s great survivor,
@Number10cat
Well said Eleanor Clark. After a grumpy reader wrote that those who got their A levels last year should have an asterisk after their results to show they were school-assessed, she suggested the same indication of relative worth could be applied to honours
Seriously
@TrinCollCam
you “regret” the damage caused to your painting? How about condemning it and wanting the heaviest criminal charges to be pressed? And if it was a student have them sent down. This sounds like you think she was just a bit naughty
It's not just Britain that struggles with covid tracing: France has ditched its tracing app after only 500 notifications to contacts were sent out from positive tests since June. The trouble with tracing is people don't want to use it. Even the French PM hadn't downloaded it
Downing St strongly denies report the PM has been to Italy, though experience tells us this will then be followed by them saying: “Oh Peru-gia? Peru-gia? I thought you said Peru.” Then an announcement of government funding for Paddington 3 in hope we all move on
Just had an email from Royal Mail saying that a parcel is coming by Special Delivery Service. If I've learnt anything from watching Postman Pat during lockdown this will involve a helicopter, 24 stray sheep and a long chat about the church fete with the Rev Timms before I see it
The bishops believed that the virus was so deadly vicars shouldn’t even walk 250 yards to enter an empty church. They took a lot of flak for this. I can see why they’re now angry that the PM has said it’s fine to trust your instincts to travel 250 miles while infected
Deeply grateful for my colleagues who have said what I feel too.
Unless very soon we see clear repentance, including the sacking of Cummings, I no longer know how we can trust what ministers say sufficiently for
@churchofengland
to work together with them on the pandemic.
Some mixed classical messaging in Rainham this morning. Nicky Morgan says "we will not give in to Siren voices" but David Miliband criticises May for "lashing herself to the mast". But surely lashing self to a mast is how you beat the Sirens. Did none of them read The Odyssey?
Seeing lots of people tweet “if the Clapham vigil wasn’t legal why not arrest the Duchess of Cambridge?” But she didn’t attend the vigil, she went to lay flowers earlier in the afternoon and it is legal to leave your house (or palace).
This heatwave has reached critical levels. Lord's has just emailed MCC members to say they don't have to wear jackets in the pavilion tomorrow or Thursday.
Adam Holloway, Tory MP, refers to the “bollocks to Brexit” sticker on Bercow’s car. “That sticker is on my wife’s car,” Bercow says. “And I’m sure he’s not suggesting she is a property or chattel. She’s entitled to her views.” And with that he proposes they move on.
Question: did Mary and Joseph ever actually get round to doing the census or did the whole giving birth in a stable, shepherds, kings, angels, flight into Egypt cause them to forget? And did that affect provision of public services in Judaea if messiah numbers were underreported?
To celebrate
#WorldWhiskyDay
, here's Annie, a willing participant in a blind taste test, where the aim was to tell the difference between whisky and brandy.
When May became PM in 2016, Meyer wrote that she'd known her for 12 years: "a warm human being ... lively in private with a good sense of humour ... very special and unusual person of profound humanity." Now, when introduced as a personal friend, she corrects it to "I know her".
Ouch. This is the curious moment on
@vicderbyshire
when Baroness Meyer, who is introduced as a “closer personal friend of Theresa May”, disputes the description
😱
Though it hasn't happened since 1880, technically an MP found guilty of contempt can be imprisoned by the serjeant at arms. Nothing would demonstrate how endearingly loopy our parliament is if a man in tights and carrying a sword marches booming Geoffrey Cox off to the Tower
I’m worried how this XR protest will develop when they discover people can also read newspapers online. I don’t want to wake up tomorrow and find Swampy has superglued himself to my laptop
One Christmas present fills a gap in my Wodehouse collection and has one of the best opening lines in English literature (take that Dickens and Austen with your best and worst of times and truth universally acknowledgeds)
When an international sex symbol met a famous actress… Fred Trueman with the mother of the groom at the wedding of his daughter and Raquel Welch’s son.
The lovely thing is that this has been a night when my timeline has been 90% talking about the same thing, opinions have been wildly different and yet no one has been abusive. Maybe we should only use Twitter for Eurovision.
Apparently Geoffrey Cox warned the cabinet today that NI backstop wd be "like being stuck in the first circle of Hell". But that's not so bad: the first circle was for unbaptised pagans and was basically a budget version of heaven. It's where you find Homer, Aristotle and Caesar
It’s good news that Erskine May (hardback £300) will now be published free online, but what I really want is for Geoffrey Cox to do the audiobook version.
Andrew Neil has admirable pedigree for doing this. As editor of the Sunday Times he banned Harrods from advertising with the paper, a relationship worth £3m, after Mohamed al Fayed had a rant about a critical story and threatened to pull his advertising.
John Major and Eric Idle both turn 77 today. On their 50th birthday Idle wrote to Major: “But for a twist of fate, I should be Prime Minister and you could have been Man in the Nudge Nudge sketch from Monty Python. I hope you don't feel too disappointed.”
Twitter can be dreadful and if I didn't need it for work I'd have long quit, but I'm very grateful for the many kind messages after my morning wobble. Odd how when you feel fragile something that normally makes you very happy can provoke melancholy. I'm fine-ish now. Thanks.
Just came across this exchange two years ago between David Amess and James Brokenshire, whose recent deaths will both be marked in Parliament next week. Seems there's a doubly sentimental reason to make Southend a city
Lord Carrington, who until yesterday was the last foreign secretary to resign, died last night at the age of 99. A very contrasting character and resignation to Boris Johnson
Isn’t the answer to our political problems obvious? Force May out and install
@Number10cat
as acting prime minister and chief mouser. I’d like to see Brussels get one over on Larry, the only mogg that matters
The worst thing, for me, of the Mirror’s Boris/Arcuri story is less the sex than he sponged £3.10 off her to get a drink he’d offered to buy. It reminded me of those stories about when he was Spectator editor and always sending interns to buy him coffee but never paid them back.
Sigh. I wish my daughter would spend less time challenging the premise of the question in schoolwork and just do what she's asked. I mean, in the long run this is probably good, but asking whether it is credible that Neil Armstrong would have written a moon diary just wastes time
So two years to go to the next election. Two years for
@CountBinface
to clone himself 600 times and give the nation someone they can vote for with pride and optimism. And who will bring back Ceefax.
A very angry Yvette Cooper gives May the proper kicking that Corbyn failed to deliver. “Do not try to hide behind others when she set the culture in home office that led to this.” It would have been even better if Labour backbenchers had been quiet as she said it
@andrewhunterm
@RebeccaFront
Elderly disabled mother. Don’t underplay what a shit he really is. Bet he always buys her flowers on her birthday too, the bastard.
Woke up the morning after my vaccination feeling exhausted, cranky and sore. So no different to any other morning in lockdown. I do have a craving, though, to watch Inspector Morse, which could be one of the side effects of the Oxford dose.