Phatchick
@patiewayne
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In my comfort zone✌️
Joined August 2009
Only thing I want for Christmas is for God to continue making my life better 🥰🥹
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I hate it when relatives say, “You don’t even call us.” Do you ever call me too???
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Na this phone i go finally buy for my mother because all the Samsung no dey last for her hand...
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My gender ooooo suffer head no dey pay ooooo🤦♀️🤦♀️
“Women who do not lower their standards will die alone.” The ‘lower standard’ so women don’t die alone 😭:
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Mfs be so hypersexual but wanna “huh” when you ask for money. You heard wtf I said freaky bum, Cash App me $1000 tf 😭
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whatever you do, pray for the ability to see your own sins, your own hypocrisy, and your own shortcomings. never lose sight of that. never get so carried away pointing fingers that you forget that you too, have excesses that need tending.
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The year is ending, and I want us to forgive ourselves. I'll go first: I forgive myself for believing people have the same heart as mine. I forgive myself for not reading the room and stayed in places that cost me my time and my peace.
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Sugar fit sweet pass salt, but no be for inside soup! Everybody get their place of value, no allow anybody make you feel less!
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Your abroad boyfriend go soon tell you say iPhone 15 and perfumes dey the bag wey lost for airport 😂
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I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is completely okay.
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A woman working 40+ hrs a week, paying for her own hair, nails, rent, car, food, gas, handling everything by herself, is not going to be the soft, feminine woman you expect her to be. And no, she can't bring you peace when she's in survival mode.
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The FAKE intimacy men create just to make you let your guard down is next level MANIPULATION
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PLEASE, get comfortable with going to events, movies, concerts, coffee shops, museums by yourself so you don't miss out on life waiting for people.
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Men get so upset when women honestly say they want to marry a rich man, travel the world, eat delicious food, and dress beautifully. What are we supposed to dream about then? Like, *I dream of marrying a lazy broke guy and working three times harder than him?
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One day men will understand that women are reciprocators, not initiators. They step AFTER y’all step. You lead, they FOLLOW. I don’t know how else to explain this but it’s really so simple.
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You carried your pain so well people assumed you were fine. You weren’t. You were just strong as f*ck.
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Unfortunately, when you don’t burden people with your problems, they assume you don’t have any. Lol.
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