More accurate. #LondonFireworks

You moustache to Mars! @elonmusk

SEASON OPENER: Leeds Utd v Portsmouth Live streams will be posted (pinned to my twitter wall) 30 minutes before kick-off. We will continue to post streams for every Leeds game of the 24/25 season. What about a RETWEET? #ALAW #MOT #PROMOTION

Tony Blair & Alistair Campbell should be launched from a trebuchet straight into the protests on Sunday if shit kicks off! The treacherous, treasonous cunts!

Fucking Hell! Which team does Greta Thunbeg play for? @XboxGamePass

https://t.co/M7V5OdGjXE

Watch Starship’s first integrated flight test → https://t.co/bJFjLCiTbK

Wordle2 77 3/6 #wordle2 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 https://t.co/KCPZpLt5Gv

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#COP26

The UK has taken the lead in pushing for vaccine passports. While controversial, vaccine certification is common for diseased cattle and other herd animals so the introduction for humans is a positive step towards better management of the human disease.

Oh fuck me sideways! #TheChase

I'd rather lick door handles in Wuhan than spend time with this clam. #TheChase

https://t.co/IgB0kCcEik

A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter

Nice walk.

Migg?🤦

I'm not entirely sure that isn't Jacob Rees-Migg in a wig. #TheChase

Thick, fat, annoying and ginger. Poor cunt! #TheChase

Tweedle fucking Dumb. #TheChase