i have so much shit to do before i can go see f4 including a 2hr drive out of town i need pedro’s 6 shots of espresso and 1 shot of jet fuel coffee order.

i see f4 tomorrow!! 💙🩵❤️‍🔥🧡

🤏

if i have bad posture now i can’t even think how terrible it’d be if i had reed’s stretchy powers.

when is pedro gonna wear his satellite stompers again 😔.

one thing about tiktok is that it ALWAYS knows who my old man of the month is and it sure DELIVERS those edits 🚬🙂‍↔️.

my cousin is watching severance for the first time and i told her i find mark attractive and she just can’t see it because he’s “old”… she doesn’t know that’s whole appeal.

RT @snoopypascal:

he’s taking a picture in front of the f4 poster he’s just like us

and i can wear my sue storm costume from last year on saturday and have a fantastic halloween

what if i dress up as silver surfer for halloween

in my next life i pray to be reincarnated as a tree destined to be cut down so that my bark may be shaped into the toothpick he holds between his lips

joel and reader:.

“what is my full name?”. “jose? 🤔 no… pedro maria… jose maria pascal ☝️😌”

thinking about that gladiator 2 cast interview where pedro asked them what his full name was and paul mescal said “jose maria pascal” 😭.

RT @newkindofloves: all too well- joel miller

the how to disappear and the all too well joel edits continue to have me in a chokehold.

does tiktok user ritavita02 know they changed my life.

i was having a good day but i just remembered this edit exists

RT @piendolI: "oomf = one of my followers" NO !! IT MEANS "ONE OF MY FRIENDS" !! U ARE ALL MY OOMFS !!! U ARE ALL MY FRIENDS !!!.