Sometimes it isn’t a dream or a nightmare🤷🏾‍♀️ I just had a slumberneutral where I sat inside a shopping cart for a little bit

My mom signed us up for a butterfly room and now she’s mad bc she “thought they’d be dead—didn’t realize they’d be flying around in her face“ now everybody’s anxious

Genuinely might turn away from the screen during the “time spent doing hair” section of my life wrapped™️🙂‍↔️

Shifting towards a Kim wexler pony and rectangular black glasses lmk if that’s too scary

It’s so crazy when you feel someone actively trying to manipulate you. I can’t help but😾

Some of you kids are getting wayyyyyyyyy too comfortable in those reels likes ……..

Just had a dream so funny I told all of the characters in my other dreams about it

There is noooo better feeling than seeing somebody w a haircut that suits them really well🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

Lolllllll everyone gets so mad when I send them biggroove videos

If I were and animal I’d be a birthdaysaurus🦖😏🎉

Actors on Actors seems so fun I wish there was a Regulars on Regulars for ppl like me

There are many things I’ll gps but neverrrrr my work-to-seafood boil commute. I was born w that memorized

Excited to discover how this burrito bowl will intermingle with seafood boil in my stomach later this evening. I’m gonna become something cosmic

Lolllll I forgot last year I created a recurring teams meeting for my birthday and invited all my coworkers to it so they wouldn’t forget 🙂‍↔️ prioritize that🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

This is so crazy William just sneezed and I literally felt the moment the infection entered my system from across the room. I’m gonna be sick next week— you saw it here first

I love Robitussin as a middle name James Robitussin, Alexis Robitussin, etc.

I’ve decided I’m writing a Rudolph the red nosed reindeer play/live action starring all of my friends. There are MANY open roles so start getting your character in mind and audition ready. Dec 2026

I don’t understand how people don’t like puffers id wear a full blown bouncy castle if I could #puffglow

For perspective — I do a lil shimmy when I send out a good tweet. I’m completely neutral when I send out a neutral one. I grimace if it’s weak

I do not wanna hear another thing abt weapons oh my godddd. QUADRUPLE it and give it to the long walk…