Michael Parsons
@parsnips451
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🇺🇸'Murican CTO of my desk @twispdb RIP @simple
Oregon
Joined January 2021
Is there a redshift expert out there that can help me?. I'm writing a parameterized query to do an unload:. ```.UNLOAD('SELECT * FROM "core"."public"."account" WHERE record_tenantid = ''abc123''') TO :destination IAM_ROLE :role FORMAT JSON GZIP ALLOWOVERWRITE;.```.And.
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my “for you” feed is at least 50% in Turkish now…not sure how - but im calmer.
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Day 3 of some weird vid/flu and now the wifey is getting symptoms. Sack up time.
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Do you love your customers enough to roll out of bed and write some SQL?.
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I wish you'd just be intellectually honest, and come out in favor of repealing the 13th amendment.
@parsnips451 @Commonsensepre2 @OcrazioCornPop Will you in the future?. Even if you're using Claude to write tests/boilerplate for you (as you should), you're already taking the job of a US-based junior developer. Because. it. is. cheaper. Right?.
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Of all the retarded shit arguments for illegal migrant workers. The most retarded is that:. "Muh Automation". Like, and?? Yes??.
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Yes.
🚨 ICE UPDATE: AFTER Agents RAIDED Florida Job Site & ARRESTED 100+ ILLEGALS, Hedrick Brothers Construction is now sweating, unsure if they can finish by fall without the cheap labor. They were building student housing for Florida State University and now cannot meet the
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Yes! In the meantime, use these tools and take advantage of the wage arbitrage that currently exists. The time you take to up skill in this area will pay you better now and set you up for success in the future.
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This is wrong, but even if right… You managed to refute the immaculate conception.
2. Mary is a perpetual virgin. When Gabriel appears to Mary, announcing the birth of Christ, Mary asks:. "How can this be, since I know not man?".(Luke 1:34). The Greek tense of "know" indicates an ongoing reality. Mary was not planning on consummating her marriage to Joseph.
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A total post-hoc rationalization: Was it insane the entire time that the most expensive specialty medical doctor… had a job that likely anyone over 115 could perform with a bit of training?. This is less a miracle of “ai” in my view, more like exposing a protection racket.
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I wrote an ITM put on NVDA yesterday that I'm now +35% on. Close it? Ride it out? Take those premiums and buy 140 calls?.
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We have 3 customers in New Zealand. and it's always Monday on Sunday.
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As the kids say, real recognize real.
@parsnips451 That was 20 years ago! I remember it well! I had to slink away, defeated, under the enormous weight of your gigantic intellect.
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I attended one of Bob’s classes at a Dr. Dobb’s conference way back in the day. It was a clean code/refactoring class and he posted some garbage code for his test framework that was 5 pages long. and gave us a few moments to study it. He then asked if anyone could explain it,.
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“presupposition is probably the most insidious logical fallacy… from calvinism to evolution “ -parsnips.
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