Kill me now …. My eyesight today failed me I was looking at a standard keyboard under low light and I honestly couldn’t see bugger all. All these years of staring at screens I now requires backlit keyboard or I’m screwed

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Breathing…. Boy how fun that is… Do you remember doing that I do ??? Will people stop putting dumb things and going do you remember that for fuck sake … Getting on my tits ….

Spending another day in hospital when there is nothing wrong with me. Oh why did you have to fracture your ankle. Not me but my transitional son Robin who is 22. Not a young child to go jumping from bridges. Oh the joys of being a father …

I used to care about things but now I am so tired of the stupidity of the modern world I honestly just have had enough. Sod it all

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AI is 2024 ‘s NFT project. No one really wants it but the industry is trying hard to get it to stick

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I’ve heard you’ve fallen victim to the sins of Windows today. Do you have a minute to talk about our savior, Linus, the lord of never-failing PCs?

Those who are whining about Crowdstrike and the Linux guys are having a poke at them… Guess what karma is a bitch isn’t it …

Are you this old? If so you are either a liar or immortal

I so don’t want England to win the Euros as these football halfwits are intolerable as it. Don’t do this I think I may have to murder some of them.

Vote Cabbage on July 4th. Promises every voter it gets has the right to a free bag of crisps, it will end world hunger and ensure that all evil in the world is irradicated and free WiFi forever It’s all complete lies but then is so is all of the main parties. #VoteCabbage2024

I’m sick to the fucking back teeth of the morons out there. Do you run Windows? Are you a Mac User ? You choose to run Linux? Then how fucking dare you. These twats are really annoying me. Run what makes you happy with and if it’s different from someone so what. Get a grip

So come July here in the UK elections. Your choice is Conservative or Conservative Light (claiming to be Labour). Any other vote might as well be thrown as no way the SDP Or Greens get in.. The choice is not good people

I’m waiting for Elon Musk to say you want to know your likes well with X Pro Plus at $20 a month you can know exactly who follows you

I will be straight with people. I at this time have no want to use ChatGPT or these lousy AI products. I honestly don’t see any advantage to them at this time and certainly don’t want them jammed into everything like what seems to be happening. My toaster doesn’t need AI

I admit iOS 18 has absolutely fuck all that is of any consequence to me. The braindead world of AI and silly tints. Icons can be placed in different places big fucking deal. Wow people who are Apple enthusiasts are so easily pleased. I may have an iPhone but that’s it

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