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Laughter is the best medicine. May I write you a prescription?

New York/New Jersey,it depends
Joined October 2012
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@DisneyParks
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19 days
Happy 100th Birthday, Dick Van Dyke! 🎉 For generations, your performances, kindness, and wonder have made every day a jolly holiday with you. Thank you for being a true Disney Legend and a beacon of happiness ❤️
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19 days
Sorry I’ve texted There instead of Their Opps!🤭
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19 days
It never has to end; Taylor Swift brings her tour to Pandora, and infiltrates there society with her music, and it is called “Swiftly: The New Era”
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25 days
Oh, the havoc a tissue left in a pocket can cause when it goes through the dryer
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1 year
#GodHelpUs When exactly was Elon Musk elected President? I hope all you Trumpets are happy
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2 years
Forgetting that you’re married, oh and yes an asshole of a husband
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2 years
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2 years
#IceColdSwiftie, Wow, look at Travis Kelce’s mom and Taylor Swift standing next to each other when Travis made a touch down. They didn’t even make eye contact. Uh-Oh, never a good sign🥶
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2 years
#RoundUp Many stores are asking if their customers if they want to “RoundUp” their purchase total to the nearest dollar, in order to send the surplus amount to the victims of the Maui disaster; an great idea. So, why don’t we always do this, and have funds already in place
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@DavidLeavitt
David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈
2 years
omg I can't 😂😂😂 Judge Chutkan to Donald Trump.
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2 years
#influencer Isn’t being under the influence a crime? Well then…..
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2 years
#InfluencerGiveAway I have no idea who the “influencer” is , but he sure did. Bring out the real asshole behavior of “Kids” today.
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2 years
#TrumpStatement Lol, sadly, the majority of Americans don’t realize that the decayed, graffiti covered buildings that Trump describe seeing on his way out of Washington D.C., have been there for 50+ years. Guess he never got out much
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2 years
#GoodOmens2 So good; Jon Hamm is a really funny guy 😂
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2 years
#RestInPeaceRandyMeisner, we have lost one of the founding members of the Eagles. So sad to see my favorite bands falling away from us. First Glenn Frey, Now Randy. Thank God that we have been left with the gifts of music to lead us on; until we put the needle on the album again.
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2 years
#WhatWeDointheShadows this show is not only hilarious, it is Fucking hilarious; Great👍🏻😉
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#RestInPeaceTonyBennett A loss for us, but Heaven will now have the most magnificent choir.
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#BigDogSunday This is Maxine “The Queen” of our home. She is treated Royally
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2 years
Happy Birthday Sir Patrick🥳
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2 years
#CargoShipFire God bless the souls of the brave firefighters that lost their lives fighting a losing battle on the Cargo Ship at Newark Seaport. Newark Firefighters should not be responsible for fires at the Seaport. The owners should have a fire company designated for them
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