parker roberts 🌙✨
@parkerroberts
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one time taylor swift told me she loved my eyebrows and I’ve been riding that high ever since. (makeup✨pop culture✨bullshit) instagram: @parkerroberts ryder=🐶
Los Angeles, CA
Joined July 2009
Taylor literally said “I was a function alcoholic til nobody noticed my new aesthetic” and I feel like we’re all just skipping right over that. Like girlie you ok??? Did you almost go to rehab?? I’m getting “I barley escaped being committed”
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I crashed into you like so many wrecks do?????? Cant do this. It’s so simple and yet why so impactful???
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I CAN DO IT WITH A BROKEN HEART IS THE DEPRESSED GIRL ANTHEM OMFG
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Oh ok so loml is the one that will ruin us all cool cool cool
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YOU WOULDNT LAST AN HOUR IN THE ASYLUM WHERE THEY RAISED ME????????
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ITS MINE ALONE TO DISGRACE!!!!!!!!! That’s my girl!!!!!!!!!
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Taylor using the phrase “who’s gonna troll you” is so taylor it hurts
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My mom is in town this weekend and she will be experiencing a taylor release for the very first time tonight. I had to warn her that if she heard me sobbing in my room that I was fine and it was just because of taylor swift. She thinks im joking 😅 #TTPDBoardMeeting
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WHATS UP TWITTER IVE BEEN GONE FOR LIKE 2 MONTHS BUT YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!!!!!! UNHINGED TAYLOR RELEASE NIGHT!!!!!!
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I know I’m not supposed to say this but shout out to chat gpt for being there for me when my last brain cell takes the day off. I can ask the most nonsensical questions and she always knows exactly what I’m looking for and I think that’s true friendship.
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As your resident reputation girlie, I apologize in advance for who I will become if she announces rep tv tonight.
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I like that all of Jacob Elordi’s SNL sketches were “hehe look at this really tall hot guy being really tall and hot” themed
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Hello I just spent 10 days hyperfixating on the ‘A Court of Thorns and Roses’ series. Here is live footage of me barely escaping with my life after consuming 2,715 pages of nothing but extremely attractive Fae falling in love and fighting wars
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(Yes I was 9 when the first Tobey spider-man came out 😂)
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