I found my first online job at 14 joined crypto at 16 made my first six figs at 17 2017: > school everyday, tearing my ass off to earn first money, applying to 100+ online jobs > first job interview in a school bathroom (told them I’m 18) > finally first Web2 job as a content

I know all of you are tired of these "year recap" posts and I'm too lazy to write one today so let's just pretend I posted a long list of cool things I did and you were like "wow this guy is cool" and I was like "yeah, I am" and then we all happily scroll to the next post

ultimate guide on how to be successful in crypto twitter just use these words in your replies: > bro > dubai? > banger > lmao > 😂 > nah bro > mid > real > ong > w > L > bro what > polymarket > hard > facts > chill > cook > cooked > bro’s cookin > he cookin > wild > down bad >

today is first day of summer congrats everyone! enjoy the summer vibes good morning crypto twitter

it's literally me trying to: > like everyones posts > comment on every post > connect with new people > respond to everyone in DMs and somehow still making: > researches > long posts > articles > shitposts > memes > farming xeets on @xeetdotai and trying not to be slashed

this is your sign to not stop to not care to not think to not gaf about what anyone else says just start doing it 2026 is gonna be your year, stop slacking & lock in already thanks

stop watching short funny videos > they steal hours while giving you zero real happiness > kill your ability to concentrate > train your brain to be thirsty for fast dopamine hits > make real life feel "boring" because nothing is fast enough your brain gets used to it and

influencers 5 minutes after signing a @wallchain partnership

psychology hacks can grow your brand 10x faster big smart brands often say "best seller" and "most popular" even when it’s not true why? because people: > copy other people > buy what looks popular > wants what everyone wants look at @wallchain they partnered with top CT

today is the last day before a week of complete chill mode no one's working now, everyone's pretending so let's pretend together good morning crypto twitter

meet my new username the 'FAP' part is officially stuck with me forever (or until marriage) go on, guess what my nickname actually means

they're = they are shouldn't = should not i've = lost alot of money jumping into ICO

posting daily but still getting no reach? you're not shadowbanned = you're just lazy if you write fewer than 50 replies per day, the algo thinks you're asleep and cuts your visibility so aim for 100-200 replies every day: > mix jokes > smart takes > real conversations > don't

me after joining every single ICO thinking it's 2021 again

ICO meta will never return because we broke the idea of TGE > a few years ago we had the airdrop meta > you got free tokens so you could hold > no pressure or fear > because it's FREE now it's different > people put their own money into ico > their money is NOT FREE > so at

today is the laziest monday of 2025 my brain is already in chill mode but we gotta do something before the great chill begins good morning crypto twitter

I have only 11% female audience looks like I built a bald male brotherhood here love you kings 🥰

3 months ago i called the dip right at market ath now i'm curious how many of you actually listened and took some profits? 👀 be honest

crypto is simple: > put your money in @solsticefi for 3 months > make hundreds of tweets about them > earn $18 for 3 months of hard work > buy yourself one Big Tasty menu > go sleep under the bridge repeat

sunday is the day to zoom out set your goals, fix your direction, prepare for monday good morning crypto twitter

In case you forgot ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ I'll remind you ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ that ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ 2026 is gonna be your year, stop slacking & lock in already thanks