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RED ALERT . RED ALERT . RED ALERT . kudos to billie montfort .

prior to luna 1 . mdni .
Joined November 2024
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πŸš¨β—οΈβ—οΈ
1 year
β € I HEAR THE SECRETS THAT YOU KEEP . . . . . . - β €
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πŸš¨β—οΈβ—οΈ
1 year
β € ( WHEN YOU'RE TALKING IN YOUR SLEEP .ᐟ ) β €
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πŸš¨β—οΈβ—οΈ
1 year
β € STOP LATCHING ONTO MY COAT TAILS. i INVENTED praying on DOWNFALLS . while you were mourning about megatron . or something homoerotic like that .
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πŸš¨β—οΈβ—οΈ
1 year
β € ah, thank you for the reminder ! how could i be so dull ?? ( adding the πŸ₯Ί face to his list of hate . )
@coquettewings
sα΄›α΄€Κ€ ⋆ ΰ°‡
1 year
you hate love?? πŸ₯Ί
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πŸš¨β—οΈβ—οΈ
1 year
β € i hate love. fun is disgusting. boredom reigns. music means nothing to me. puppies are abhorrent. kittens are aliens. die everything. everything Sucks. stop repopulating .
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@IHateRumble
sα΄‹Κα΄‘α΄€Κ€α΄˜ . ✧
1 year
AND you suck at your job pick a struggle
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sα΄‹Κα΄‘α΄€Κ€α΄˜ . ✧
1 year
you’re just mad because nobody likes you
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πŸš¨β—οΈβ—οΈ
1 year
β € i hope they warp into a little electric light used to catch & fry disgusting bugs & die -_- .
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πŸš¨β—οΈβ—οΈ
1 year
i am Very smart & my brain processor is . Very bi-
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πŸš¨β—οΈβ—οΈ
1 year
warp straight into die die gone land
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1 year
β € i hope they warp into a little electric light used to catch & fry disgusting bugs & die -_- .
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πŸš¨β—οΈβ—οΈ
1 year
β € i've already written your obituary from the moment my optics met you . you have my word that shall be done .
@coquettewings
sα΄›α΄€Κ€ ⋆ ΰ°‡
1 year
Red my dear- If I die please bury me in a pile of glitter πŸ₯²
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πŸš¨β—οΈβ—οΈ
1 year
inspirational advice from Red Alert πŸ₯°πŸ₯°β€οΈ.
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πŸš¨β—οΈβ—οΈ
1 year
β € if you are ever feeling scared in the world, wondering if someone is out there, remembering what you've Done, well, i'm here to tell you- you're Right. every one is Looking at you & they Hate you. everyone Hates you. they're always thinking about how stupid you are .
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πŸš¨β—οΈβ—οΈ
1 year
β € i Persist in this wretched world only so i may see you suffer in Peril .
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πŸš¨β—οΈβ—οΈ
1 year
β € okay . #gender .
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πŸš¨β—οΈβ—οΈ
1 year
β € i consider myself akin to that of a polar bear covered in blood
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β € i consider myself akin to that of a polar bear covered in blood
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πŸš¨β—οΈβ—οΈ
1 year
β € red alert's esteemed advice for encountering minor inconveniences : Burn Everything Down & then . Yourself .
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πŸš¨β—οΈβ—οΈ
1 year
β™‘. adding onto this to say red is multi - ship, but you'll have to get past his 7 evil exes : mental illness, mental illness, his assholeness, watches you sleep, control freak, his rich preppy assholeness, mental illness, etc
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1 year
wait what was that last pa
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πŸš¨β—οΈβ—οΈ
1 year
β € TWiG???? TWIG ??? EXCUSE mE???? twIg???????? TWiiG?? uGh- i cannot BELIEVE- ... TWiG??!?!??!!????? oh, i bet just EVERYTHING is a TWIG compared to YOU, you VACUUM . πŸ«΅πŸ˜ΎπŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’
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πŸš¨β—οΈβ—οΈ
1 year
any.. anyhow i-. .. i've had more than enough experience fending off foes alone, thank you 😀 ♨️ ! .... ( turning around & comming with a press of his audial ) inferno i need your he-
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