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HEWO X333 im palicofan2005!!! 1 LUV palicos n evrythn monster hunter!!!1! mai dreams 2 sumday beat FATALIS all buy mai self! O!!! 1 almost 4got ROFL, 1 also draw 4 fun sumtimez! Furllow 4 that if u want!
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“Don’t look, Unnatural History Channel, there’s Magnamalo’s public execution behind you!”
UHC:
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@palicofan2005
@MidnightBoshi
What if Palicofan2005 was called palicofreak2005 and drank the wyverian twins' milk instead of posting about palicos
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Capcom did NYAT have to cook this hard with the Malzeno theme bro💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥 this why sunbreak is 🔛🔝‼️‼️‼️
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I WAS HUNGRY UNPAW ME
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what if there was a khezu variant call mpreg khezu and it's signature attack was projectile birthing lil'khezus at u and they slowly did damage to u and u had to dodge roll to get them off and if u break his womb you get a special partbreaker deco called the abortion expert deco
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don’t touch my mewtual ever again. Only warning.
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Went on a family visit here once! The furmer cattendent used to lean on the sword. One day the sword just absorbed him and mew could hear his cries fur held throughmeowt the whole village. Then mew cattendents are trained to nevpurr let anyaone touch the sword meow.
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@MidnightBoshi
It actually takes days to weeks to hunt a single meownster. Meowster of a hunter’s time is just tracking it, and the locals we play in are just designated “kill zones” we’ve pushed the meownster into so it has trouble escaping
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Do mew think they do this fur every customer? Is that why mew can only order one thing? Bc they don’t wanna dance every time mew ask fur a refill?
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SnS makes mew sexy which gives mew a tactical advantage bc the meownster is too busy looking at mewr boobs bouncing to nyaotice the sword being plunged into their skull
YOU KNOW! I have got to respect Sword and Shield mains, there might not be many of them BUT DANG THEY ARE DEVOTED.
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oh it’s bad
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check teh new palicos X33333!!! Purrobly teh most r0xx0rs ov all mai palicos!
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thank u guys for everything btw. I think i’m going to just try to rest for the rest of today, even tho earlier my dad said i don’t deserve rest
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Fighting Alatreon is like being a toddler left buckled into their booster seat in a hot car
and brothpurr, im locked the fuck in
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meowster called me a good boy fur setting a trap nvm i love this
Being a Palico is really hard. I ameow crucial part of this team, I don’t wanna be talked to like I’m a pet.
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Being a Palico is really hard. I ameow crucial part of this team, I don’t wanna be talked to like I’m a pet.
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give me 4 meownites with her & i’ll cum meowt purregnant
The Felyne that serves as Kyle's loyal companion, Tsukino. Calm, cool, and collected most of the time, although she can occasionally get flustered…
#MHStories2
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guys…should this be my senior quote?
what if there was a khezu variant call mpreg khezu and it's signature attack was projectile birthing lil'khezus at u and they slowly did damage to u and u had to dodge roll to get them off and if u break his womb you get a special partbreaker deco called the abortion expert deco
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w8 y did mizutsune evolve 2 maek bubblz again?? o.O so fuggin random...
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they put him on suicide watch
Caught Senri asleep at his post so i decided to prank him and make an obviously fake eviction nyaotice addressed to him. Can’t wait to see his reaction!
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2nd clips meownster hunter ahh dodge roll bro think he up against the rathian flip mew aint needa be doin alat
Instinct is honed to respond in an instant.
Watch some of our recent Hunter playtest footage showing off the Prismatic Subclass arriving with Destiny 2: The Final Shape.
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the EVIL WOKE LIBPURRALS have invaded Kamura…all these mew gay felynes are too scared to call each othpurr furggots…
back in my day, we wore the title of Furggot with pride. It was a name mew earned. Anynyan can be a homeowsexual…it takes a real manfurcker to be a Furggot
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Meownster Hunter confessions, I'll start
I've nevpurr beat Tri. I beat Great Jaggi and just shut the game off. I don't even know what the next meownster I gotta hunt is.
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used some of the z my meowster gave me to buy some fishnets. I've nevpurr looked hotter
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i’ve nevpurr felt more uncomfurtable
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i see.
im sorry for the time ive wasted and the fool ive made of myself. Normal posting will continue tomeowrrow morning, furllowpurrs
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Took a trip to a lil hamlet called Purr-na. Asked the felyne chef where I could get some dango and she said “was ist das?” in the heaviest accent ever. Nevpurr laughed so hard, even when she was yelling at me.
even bettpurr is that she looked like this
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I nevpurr realized she was holding a plate with dango in this scene
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i do NYAT want a furcking canyne what the FURCK
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i don’t remempurr making this wtf
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FURCK YEAH
Although I am more of a dog person, I gotta go with the Palicoes.
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If mew could be crucified and disemboweled by any organization in the meownster hunter universe, who would mew choose?
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meow parents expect mew to react when they yell at mew fur no reason all the time
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wuz playin wrld & got epicly pwned buy altreon within a minute …well THAT just happened!
#YOLO
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WORLD'S COOLEST MELYNX GIVING BIRTH TOMEOWRROW!!!!!!
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they made this post which mentioned that one time i struggled on a meownster and uhhhhh uhmm uhhh this post gave me a tummy ache owie
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choose
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they're also good at the game which is a BIG no-no. Everynyan knows that peopurr who are good at mh do evil things like look cool and have furiends
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this is the stupidest shot in any cutscene ever. Why does tsukino look like a bad vtuber. why does kyle nyat gaf
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btw my bday is may 12 if mew guys could draw felynes & melynxs that day it would be great pls (only if mew want)
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im not sure what I wanna do with this acct. Everything ive done with it i've hated in one way or another, but people dont like it when I leave. I'll probably just try to focus on exclusively palico posting until either i hate that or furllowpurrs unfollow again
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y dus GU let u beat off w1ld mlynxs????? qnq so maen.....
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>.< y didnt u guys tell me 1 waz haxed!!!!! sum losr chngd all mai stuff so 1 had 2 fix evrythng
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Roy: "Guess who got positioned in Seliana again! One of the resupply cart guards (or whatever you call them) got frostbite and lost an arm, so I'm his replacement!
I hate it here, but Cherny seems to be doin' better than usual, so at least one of us isn't miserable..."
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The Gathering Hub is closed due to something my meowster is calling the “Purreast Milk Incident.” I am simultaneously disgusted, curious, and jealous of all parties involved.
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actually any reason to wake up tomorrow at all would be nice
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Out of Character post how tf did you see one of the objectively hottest body types and go “ew”
fuck you
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So, about the acct privatization & deactivation yesterday, I was having a bit of a breakdown. Mainly just raw self hatred and regret. Im feeling a little better, but pls go easy on me for a bit, im still recovering
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New trend: Draw your Meownster Hunter OCs in the Family Guy art style.
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A Barroth hit me purretty hard in the back so i took a spa day today
Apurrently purring during a back massage is cute bc the girl doing it wouldn’t shut up about it.
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Felyne sleepy right meow. Pet me MEOW or we will have some big pawblems
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@Siroos_
me (i have a heart condition that can literally kill me at any second my heart has a low but random chance of just shutting off its so fun)
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all the other palicos are hunting stronger meownsters than me...maybe im nyat good enough to be a palico...
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@monsterr_party
@mothcub_
@BUCKETHEADLXND
i used to watch turkey tom but then i saw the leaked vid where he circumcised himself with a pocket knife (along with the racist shit) and now i avoid him and anyone associated with him like the plague
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in the path of a tornado this is so cool great way to end my fucking day dying in a shitty ass state
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Caught Senri asleep at his post so i decided to prank him and make an obviously fake eviction nyaotice addressed to him. Can’t wait to see his reaction!
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do this if u c it!!!!! XDDDDD
pr0n0uns: cis. chooz witch
hight: liek 3’
shoe siez: uhhhhhhhhhhh idek
zodiak: idek
sm0ke: nu
tat2s: nu
piercins: nu
1 fav color: SYAN
fav drink: watr!!!!
do this if u see it !
pronouns: they/them (she/her if we are close)
height: 174
shoe size: 43
zodiac: Scorpio
smoke: no
tattoos: 2
piercings: 2 (one is healed)
1 fav color: teeeeeeeeal
fav drink: Redbull Juneberry
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EP1C SHIPART OV MAI ЧЕРНЫЙ N
@eddyyyeeah
'S LUCA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VRY H0M0S3XUAL XDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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deleted that tweet i made on the wrong acct lmeowwww
im sorry mew guys meow know i read books
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internet archeologists gunna have a field day with me in 20-30 years bc ive been on like every last website mew can think of and i've left so much behind that it's gunna destroy anyaone trying to put together a profile of me.
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