hi guys

he got shot as SOON AS MY LUNCH BREAK ENDED

it’s wear your wife’s t-shirt to bed wednesday

so rumor has it tanis isn’t even a k-pg boundary site?? they’re doing work on it. but ive seen multiple fish blocks, the spherules, ammonite hash, etc. from tanis and it all seems like it’s from the impact- not a lot of ammonites in freshwater oxbows tbh

how it feels to defend the validity of fragmentary dinosaur taxa online

the sphinx is made of eocene limestone. this “cap” is the fossilized holdfast of a late-surviving rangeomorph related to charniodiscus. the rest of the structure is formed from aeolian weathering, and only looks humanlike due to paredolia. a 100% natural formation

pov: you’re a bug i found in my kitchen

coming home from work just to eat a bunch of nuts and berries like some kind of foraging primate in the woods >>>>>

100% natural sedimentary rock formations

dude someone stole the fucking mountains. haven’t seen them in like a week. denver? nah bitch we’re in Limon or Hays or some shit now due to budget cuts

sentenced to post-shower pre bed shit (worse than death)

rare cabbits

i’m in a problematic missile gap relationship

she mogs me

el monito

white people from colorado be like “cold and rainy out. perfect day for a run”

i used to pray for nothingburgers like this

geology is a profession where you end up committing lots of crimes

concerned for my safety and rights but also have a soft spot for florida bc it’s my homeland and my friends live there and i hate the cold but unfortunately i have fallen in love with colorado

call me joe biden the way im old as fuck and everything hurts (i turned 24 this morning)