THIS IS THY PALADIN.

getting a tattoo of the tower instead of rescuing me from it. you vagrant

i think i am evil now?

they/them who is going to be okay

LEGEND HAS IT THE PALADIN IS SLEEPY. I HEAR WORD THEY PERCHANCE HATH FOUND RESPITE IN BED. FORTUITOUS FORETELLINGS

you guys really have to be more careful abt those twitter circle and family things they gain access to your account and make u follow a bunch of weird stuff

streets are saying that even the iron still fears the rot btw

they should have zones for men like the smoking zones theyre only allowed there and nowhere else

rough day slaughtering henchmen and frightening peasants. #needthat

hello all i have come to inform you that it is naughty nonbinary november. if you are nonbinary you have to be evil throughout the entire month of november. thank you and have a nice day

my culture is not thy costume!!

i was ambushed by mercenaries just inside the kingdom limits. there was much bloodshed. but, worse than the bodies piled at my feet, were the faces of the townsfolk as i continued on my way, covered in the blood of their people. all now draw their curtains at the sight of me.

not defending myself against a vampire, suck away gorgeous

i hath returned to the temple of bastet to pray for guidance on the matter of my crown. in my heart i know what i must do… my father’s advisors are corrupt and greedy; to allow the crown to fall into their hands would be the end of my kingdom. they must be taken care of.

sssometimesss itsss knightsss who art alssso butchesss

i love my country

i did this but posting my results would actually dox me

wherefore not both?

most of them i think

HEAR THAT WHINE? THAT'S YOUR SQUIRE ASKING FOR A TREAT.

this is what happens in the guild btw