Okay all… the biggest news of my life. Clarkesworld has been my dream magazine. I remember reading so many stories from there and thinking they are so beautiful and so my style but I would never be good enough to get in.

But here I am, kicking off Clarkesworld 2022 with the first podcast, my little story, The Uncurling of Samsara.

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Here's a report of a load test where our home page was served around 36000 times within the span of a minute - all without a single error - https://t.co/tSjI6zXPep . Average response time was 165ms 😍

Props to @dliciousbrains for their excellent tutorial on setting up WordPress on a VPS - https://t.co/A9cLMPfwZp. Because of it we achieved loading times that we're pretty happy with on both of our sites 🥳

Props to @KojiADae for managing the team and giving design input, Iva Stoeva for the design, Gancho Donev for the implementation, and @nikolovtmw for deploying to production 😅

We just launched the redesign of our site 🥳 We're pretty happy with the results and hope you'll like it too! Check it out at https://t.co/dA317GoLXb Psst: we also shared the love with our products site - https://t.co/0um7TQkEYH in preparation for launching some cool stuff

Hey, look - the first book we've published 😍 it's not about web development, but still - check it out as it might be something you like 🙂

That feeling when your name is on the cover of a gorgeous mag with gorgeous writing in it. @LucentDreaming

🥳 This week is a very special one, as PHP is celebrating 25 years since the release of Personal Home Page Tools by @rasmus. Its share in server-side programming languages is the astonishing 78.9% of the web. Happy birthday, PHP 💚

And we are LIVE With #ForestNothing over at https://t.co/YWpiRO9Kvi @AgeOfEmpires can blame @T90Official for this one...he started it all!!!

It’s sad when i see a WordPress developer submit a snarky support ticket. WRITE error reports/tickets as you would want to RECIEVE error reports/tickets. Let’s do better. ☮️

Ahhh! I was pull-quoted :)

Oh wow, thanks @Adobe! First you make it a real pain to cancel anything(we've been paying for almost a year for an unused license) by making it possible to only cancel once a year. THEN you don't actually cancel it when you said you did... We renewed February 2nd - same price...

To the lovely WordCamp Asia organisers from #WCEU organisers present and past. We want to express our solidarity so that you know that in your disappointment we see you and we know what this means. ♥️💔 https://t.co/sMoKtnY3Us @WordCampAsia #WCAsia

Woke up at 4am to fly to @WordCampUS see you in a couple days. :)

An HTML attribute potentially worth $4.4M to Chipotle

Yeah. This. All of this.

Childcare at #wceu has always been amazing! We highly recommend considering taking your kids with you and having a mini(or full if you can) vacation!

I don't remember @humanmadeltd hiring for so many roles at the same time. To all of you that I've humbly bragged about my work and who have asked me how to get some of that sweetness for themselves, now is the time to join our team.