DELTARUNE and UNDERTALE launches are here! A Jevil plush, Chapter 2 vinyl, and—oh no.
Available now (and shipping free within the US during our holiday sale!)
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most heinous crime of mettaton mis-characterization is the removal of his silly factor. he is not the height of class and poise. instead he is so confident in his absolute absurdity that he convinces the whole underground he’s the height of class.
toby knew what he was doing putting bratty and cattys houses next to mettatons. they were obsessed with him in undertale, but live next to him in deltarune and couldnt care less. hes nobody.
been thinking about alphyne wedding (and how mettaton is alphys’ best man this will not be disputed) but also that alphys’ bridesmaids(?) would likely be bratty and catty. and you would end up with this:
this is the papyrus deltarune that lives in my brain he is a doordash driver with a broken-down red van he fixed and reupholstered himself and he calls himself the “FOOD WIZARD” on account of the sick AF wizard he spray painted on the side of his “steed”