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@apocalizzy
I bought the book! You guys have successfully turned a middle-aged lady against the podsave and vox crew and into a DSA member.
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I like how my yoga teacher uses air quotes when she says Independence Day
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@KPCC
@MayorOfLA
Is the Mayor diverting money from measure HHH to fund the LAPD? And if so, why?
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American Animals is a surprisingly great little movie. Barry Keoghan follows up Killing of a Sacred Deer with another great performance.
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Sears repair guy is pronoucing my name "Paggie" and I am not correcting him.
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Sears repairman coming between 10 and 5. That means either 4:45, or whenever I'm next in the bathroom.
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Twisted contest for Swayze death headline (no, not yet). Co-worker wins with "Nobody puts Baby in a casket."
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Till 5 seconds ago, I thought it was "no holes barred" not "no holds barred." Damn.
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@sarahlazare
@adamjohnsonNYC
@tedlieu
@RepAdamSchiff
Hey,
@tedlieu
, you're my congressman. What the hell? I would bet that the majority of your district would not be in favor of this.
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Haven't been on Twitter in months, but trying to track the
#PalisadesFire
, which seems to be an arc north of where I live. Praying for no wind. Thanks as always to firefighters.
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When two people's stomachs gurgle at the same time, it reminds me of whales singing to each other.
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When the girl mumbling and rocking back and forth on the bus tells you she likes your jeans, is it time to buy new jeans?
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"He recognized the alleged victim as the female in the tape by her high forehead." Done in by the fivehead...
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@Arlo2121
@SeanFennessey
@BillSimmons
@MalloryRubin
@ChrisRyan77
Hmm, I don't see the point of subscribing to Luminary. I do subscribe to many shows on the Ringer (The Watch, The Big Picture, The Dish) and read their web site daily. Luminary, though, seems like some corporation's idea of what podcasting should look like.
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Must be summer, because all the halfway housers are out with their Big Gulps
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Always amazed how much time I spend in my rent-a-car in L.A. It's as if I'm really just visiting traffic instead of people.
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Wishing we could go with "Clown down" for the headline. Kurt wants Bedtime for Bozo.
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Just got caught singing along to the conference call hold music. And no, it doesn't actually have words.
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Stevie Wonder's life would have been so different if he'd gone by Steve.
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Actually may buy one of those new iPhones. Damn, I don't even know myself anymore.
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Tom should get the orchestra to play them off like they do at the Oscars.
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Yes, that's right I brought my old-school Walkman with me so I can listen to the debate on the way home. It's like using a rotary phone.
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Used the phrase, "Dammit, J.D. Salinger was right" in therapy today. No wonder I'm in therapy.
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Really want to kill the person who built our slide show tool... the tool behind the tool as it were...
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Ashley Olsen just revealed she's lactose intolerant on another hard-hitting episode of Oprah.
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Kind of alarmed by the "I hope you didn't hear me screaming" aside from a neighbor.
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"It's a part of my calling on earth to share this book with you," Oprah. Love it when Oprah gets extra crazy.
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All elected US political reps, should have to win a round of Jeopardy. Categories: US Government, World Geography, Science, American History, Historic Names and, of course, Potent Potables.
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The fact that Paris Hilton thinks women should "play hard to get" makes me want to sleep with everyone.
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Starting to feel like alcohol is my gateway drug to eating red meat. And I swear that is not a euphamism.
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Dear Santa, please don't let any celebrities die on Xmas day. Love, the on-call entertainment editor.
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Just listened to people comparing jail sentences on the bus... and then they introduced themselves to each other.
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Only the sweet and sexy jimray would offer to make my cookies for the cookie exchange. Ladies, you should really line up for him.
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The R. Kelly trial is very funny -- as long as I pretend the whole thing is fictional.
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Co-workers now arguing over the most "street" way to hold the nerf rifle. OH: "I watch the 'Wire.'"
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Ladies, how on earth do you get the toilet seat wet? That is just totally mysterious if you do not have secret penises.
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@philygirl
. Yesterday Oprah was lecturing us on how to "live within our means," too. Rich people, lay the fuck off.
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Yes, I did just spill a drink down my dress, but there are more productive things to do than judge
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Living alone means that if you do silly versions of the burlesque routines you saw tonight nobody will laugh at you.
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Still wondering how one becomes a "washed up old terrorist." What kind of response would that get on a resume?
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Andrew Lloyd Webber night on Idol. Even the Bush Administration defines that as torture.
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Best scene in Showgirls? Pool sex scene? Spago "dog food" scene? Hospital kiss scene? How can I just choose one?
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My slight beer buzz has me worried that a celebrity will die in the next hour.
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Holy crap, Dateline's Chris Hansen is on Twitter... Looking for more predators no doubt.
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Well
@moviepass
, it was a good run. But when you lose Landmark, you lose me. Thanks for all the movies!
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Considering the fact that I don't have kids, and don't plan to have kids, I kind of kicked ass at the baby shower games. Suck it, mommies.
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Having a long conversation via DM on Twitter feels slightly a bit like using two Dixie cups and a piece of string.
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Just realized my wardrobe for this week was all podcast shirts. Thanks
@hdtgm
,
@doughboyspod
,
@CHAPOTRAPHOUSE
,
@thedollop
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There's something very comforting about being surrounded by skinny women with small breasts. My people!
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Could have sworn commercial just asked me to "cut my wrists for heart disease." I guess it could have been "risks."
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My doctor has advised me to eat more ice cream in order to put on some weight. Um, best perscription ever!
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91-year-old man shoots 38-year-old for bringing him a birthday cake. Let that be a lesson to us all.
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More virus fallout: Ex-boyfriends from long ago assume I'm insulting their masculinity. I really need to clean out that contacts list
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$35 bucks a night to park at the hotel I have to stay it in L.A. I hope they at least massage your car for that amount.
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Science and space editor pounds the desk when overhead projector gets mentioned. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
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Maybe Nic Cage's movie choices are a more subtle and sophisticated version of Joaquin Phoenix's hoax.
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No animated birds came to hang up my sweater, but otherwise first day at Disney is going well.
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How could I have missed the expression "jorts"? That makes me laugh hard. Will now make fun of people who wear them.
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Never give a single woman a scented candle for Christmas. It's just rude.
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