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           I got drunk for the first time about a year ago and kept pronouncing a guy named Noah’s name like “woah” 
          
                
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             encouraged by commentators on Twitter I tried (again)_to watch "Twin Peaks" & gave up after a half-hour. the mystery for me is why people so admire this pretentious slow dull excursion into absurdity in which, for some reason, characters speak painfully as if brain-damaged. 
          
                
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             Excuse me? 
           80% of our nearly 55,000 employees work remotely. Flexible work benefits our people and allows them to better serve customers in new and surprising ways. Check out @paidion's @FortuneMagazine article discussing return-to-office push back. 
          
                
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             To celebrate two weeks of fasting I will go to the Glass Museum or the War Plane Museum. Have yet to decide… 
          
                
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             Men like when you’ve been outside and you have a smudge of dirt on your cheek. In my experience. They also like when you walk one foot in front of the other on a curb stone and look back at them curiously .. 
          
                
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             I was rex bibendi in Latin class. We mixed water, grape juice, and granulated sugar on our desks and I kept the jug in my locker for months afterward. I fed my wine to the earth at the end of the year 
          
                
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             In my fourth year of Latin the teacher taught us haruspicy. We had to kill the lamb ourselves. 
          
                
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