Walking out of Disney's Wish last night, 1/3 into the movie because daughter said "it's so boring": Me: (gives her a pat on the back) You know, I was never into Disney too. Daughter: But mummy, I still like Disney Mouse. #TakingTheMickeyOutOf #Disney #WhatDisneyMouse

WRONG, WRONG BUT ACCURATE VERSION OF THE NATIONAL PLEDGE: "We, the citizens of Singapore, pledge ourselves as one united people, regardless of RAGE, language or religion..." (Credit: daughter)

Hello, me (Yes, it really is me... stranger?)

In the face of uncertainty, make sure to answer Turnty #IDontKnowTurnty

Fun fact: If you tie your hair up high in the morning and then low in the afternoon, it's like saying 'hello' all day without speaking #highlow #hello

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"One should be able to see the music and hear the image" - Godfrey Reggio on Philip Glass' score for Koyaanisqatsi

Thom Yorke's steps challenge: 15 Step

MINDBLOWN: Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit is perfect for interval running

Radiohead song, updated for the fraud industry: 'Weird Phishes'

Tailors are an easygoing bunch. They know how to cut themselves some slacks.

One thing tall baby birds are tired of hearing? "Wow, you have really high chick bones."

Heavy metal? Headbanging. Heavy mental? Forehead-banging.

"What is your background?" "Boungainvilla shrubs, a bench and a flock of pigeons."

I smell your imitation Brylcreem... I see you and I raise you my nose

A ronin bows down to no master because he always forgets his arrow

My otaku elbows are not going to like that

Best ad of 2018

Might have meant to throw a party

Business idea: peddle USB heating gloves at chilly cafes. Yours truly – and many other cold, cold souls – would buy them