You're all familiar with "Hubert doesn't think he deserves happiness after all that he's done," but have you considered "Hubert works very hard to achieve big picture outcomes and it has literally never ocurred to him to include his own happiness as a metric of success."
@OTW_News
How is this not breaking your own regulations regarding profiting off of fanwork, seeing as AI trained off of fanfic (without creators' permission) will inevitably be used commercially?
God I love touch-starved virgins cumming from making out but I also love sexually experienced characters cumming way earlier than expected because they're not used to also being head-over-heels for their partners 🥴
Ferd's bisexuality is near and dear to my heart and also extremely hilarious because his paired ends are like
- 8 to 9 amply bosomed women
- 2 flat-chested afab enigmas
- hubert
(1/16) Happy Hubert's Birthday to one and all but especially to
@thedarkivist
who has been single-handedly cultivating an entire ecosystem of worms in my brain.
Surprise, here's a comic adaptation of Rituals!
"You never apologize."
"I do when I'm wrong."
aka I've been attempting to evict the brain worms I caught from
@thedarkivist
's Dangerous Hours but they've retained council 😔
I just! I love fuckbuddies to lovers! The contrast between physical and emotional intimacy! The internal conflict of having someone but not the way you want! The narrative arc told through sex scenes that feels like an upside-down slow burn!!!
diozag time?
I spend a lot of time thinking about size differences and intoxicated zag getting curiously toyed with while the nymphs and satyrs go about their business cuz that's just how Dionysus parties go...
Getting misdiagnosed with sex pollen and having a bunch of nasty sex only to find out later that it was normal pollen, you just happen to have vast unexplored reserves of sluttiness
Sex pollen? No no, this is the much more insidious snuggle pollen. You don't even realize it's hit you until you're getting down with your fuckbuddy and find yourself spooning after.
I see your "Hubert calling Ferdinand pet names" and I raise you "Ferdinand getting most flattered/embarrassed over the fucking weird shit that comes out of his mouth instead"
@darkcatss
Hypnos: hey do I get a free drink cuz it's my birthday ;)
Dionysus: you literally say that every time you come in here
Hypnos: it was a complicated birth
There Was Only One Bed but one of them thinks they've been kind-of-dating and dancing around their sexual tension for months whe the other has a bit of a crush but is otherwise completely oblivious and about to be very, very surprised
I sure do love a good "emotionally/sexually repressed Character A isn't bothered by their (perceived) unrequited feelings until they learn that Character B is a) sexually attracted to people of A's gender and b) fucking someone who's not A" setup