Holy smokes rank 3 in @DisneyDLV ! Let’s gooooo. #dlv

So @Postmates just doesn’t care at all anymore right? I don’t think any of my orders are even close to right ever and they only sort of refund it but you still pay all the charges.

Watching @dimension20show Unsleeping City with your cat is not a good idea because every time @BrennanLM makes those rat noises she goes nuts! #nerdlife #gaycatdad

To all the people freaking out about Target gay displays and Bud Light acknowledging a human…fuck right off. #PrideMonth

Kudos to @duolingo for this incredible queer love story. Love that they acknowledge EVERYONE. this matters.

So answer me this @AmericanAir - I can’t bring 4oz of toothpaste on your planes but people can bring full on ice skates with blades? #wtf

Remember when @elonmusk was on @RickandMorty? What a shame.

Where I live now. #TaylorSwiftErasTour #ticketmasterfail

I just read that @Andy is single and looking for love. Look. I’m just saying, I am pretty fun and run a comedy theater. #dateme #husbandmaterial

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And for that matter Princess Rhaenys hasn’t aged a moment since the first episode. #HouseOfTheDragonEp8

Does Sir Christen just not age? Asking for a friend. #HouseOfTheDragonEp8

Just saw @TheFremonts at #Fringe and then met them randomly. Great news they are great in both situations. Support them.

BREAKING NEWS: Republican Senator Rand Paul throws a fit on the Senate floor, complains that too many veterans who were exposed to toxic burn pits will receive free medical care for their asthma if the PACT ACT passes. RT IF YOU THINK THAT RAND PAUL IS A DISGRACE!

BREAKING NEWS: Texas Trumper Governor Greg Abbott’s re-election chances are put in serious jeopardy as Democratic challenger Beto O’Rourke shatters Texas’ fundraising record for with a whopping $26.7 million haul. RT IF YOU HOPE THAT BETO SENDS ABBOTT PACKING THIS NOVEMBER!

Is @shakeshack ever fast? Asking for a friend.

So in this photo I’m 1. Just so you all know that doesn’t mean you’re 1. It’s a sham.

Also now watch all the scammers offer me their expert to help fix it. They are all scams. This is running rampant on Instagram and nobody is doing anything about it. We need to stand up. The amount of scamming on Instagram is insane. #instagramhack

This Christopher Walker/ @JohnMTurturro love story is everything. Thank you @AppleTV #Severance #turtalken

BREAKING: Vice President Kamala Harris confides to her aides that the media coverage and constant smears against her would be very different if she were a white man like her predecessors. RT IF YOU PROUDLY SUPPORT OUR FIRST WOMAN VICE PRESIDENT!