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Joined December 2014
legitimately the best thing you can ever do in a city is read the parking signs. i get so many primo parking spots because people avoid any red sign even if it's only like "you cant park here between 11pm and 4am"
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all of these are for being parked longer than 30 minutes. how is that difficult to understand
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mariners guaranteed playoffs every year makes this worth it
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i guess im built different because my faggy ass couldnt event try to care about sports but now im out here watching baseball 4 times a week
I transitioned so I could stop pretending to care about professional sports
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that doesnt mean i cant think it's dumb as hell though. bodily autonomy is about the ability to do what you want with your own body, not the guarantee that everyone will think it's cool
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i have mostly kept my blue girl opinions to my priv because my takes have ranged from "that will look awful immediately" to "this is trans racial adjacent" but at the end of the day i'm not going to stop anyone from tattooing themselves a color or doing weird body mod shit
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i think the point everyone saying this is missing is that most people who disapproved of it did so because they knew it would look like shit
body mod discussion turns ppl into boomers like you should be able to tattoo urself blue if u want who cares if u get upset abt that it's something internal on ur end
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real optimists understand that you get a bigger burrito if you order in person
. @ChipotleTweets I ordered these burritos 15 minutes apart from the same store today. The one on the left I ordered in person and itβs twice the size as the one on the right (online order). My online order is always significantly smaller. Every time. Stop ripping us off.
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Is this really a hot take? We are turning every facet of life into a casino and there are people who like that?
Hot take. Betting was better off remaining largely illegal and only in Vegas.
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heartwarming: these trans women with the same niche interest are just acquaintances
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naylor and polanco are must haves
Will any of these free agents be back with the Mariners next season?
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watched my first hitchcock film last night. why didnt anyone tell me his movies were so good
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Sad as I am I'm proud of the Mariners and I got to share all of the passion and pain with my family in a really special way. Next year
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no you don't get it. It should've been the MARINERS getting clobbered by the dodgers
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do femmes even want butches who command a small team of other butches and own portlands best moving company
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yeah vee mick cory or j GET ON THE FUCKING LADDER
enough with identifying as butch losers!!! grow up and start being comfortable in your identity!!! stop asking femmes to date a loser simply cause you canβt allow yourself to grow!!! be proud of being butch!!!
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DND just happened to be the vehicle for a huge popularization of roleplaying. There are other games
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I don't disagree but how many people play DND for the combat lol
It does suck that D&D has become associated with this cozycore, Tumblresque, Stardew Valley ass visual aesthetic. There's no edge to this whatsoever, this doesn't make me want to go dungeon crawling or slay monsters. It just looks like an ad for a Cafe.
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not really know most femmes want a butch who can hold their own on a ladder
do femmes even want awkward butches who cant flirt and can barely hold eye contact
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every parade has a right to exist
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