swirl 🍥
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Joined December 2014
Saying something like this is such an obvious tell that you've never done either of these jobs or even know anyone who has.
restaurant workers are exploited pretty much the same amount and to the same extent that DoorDash drivers are, right? how are they justifying eating at restaurants if they're this puritanical about "supporting exploitation of workers by using those services"???.
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Well yeah we still have our sense of smell.
its so obvious when ppl didnt grow up around smokers cause they always complaining abt cigarettes smelling bad.
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With hulk Hogan dead I would like to share my favorite fact about him which is that in his leaked sex tape he moans "ouuuugggh, I had too much sushi, I'm too fat to fuck ouuuugggh".
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I can't wait for Clarence thomas to quote this tweet in a 6-3 supreme court decision allowing private health insurance to drop trans healthcare programs.
Reminder that trans women can have/want:.- Facial hair.- Body hair.- Flat chests.- No bottom surgery.- Short hair.- Traditionally “masculine” clothing.- He/him, they/them, or neopronouns.- Traditionally “masculine” names. And it makes them no “less Trans”.
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My controversial take is that this is true in the sense that she wouldnt have been subject to the same level of scrutiny re: scientology if she was a man.
Linkin Park’s Mike Shinoda claims fans ‘lashed out’ at new singer Emily Armstrong because she’s a woman
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I only recognize this silhouette because my mind is trained to recognize the iconography of arch demons.
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What part of "barely surviving paycheck to paycheck" suggests that they can afford to move.
These people had 9 months to move away from the most overpriced and expensive city in the US to keep their baby. It’s not like they had amazing jobs holding them back from leaving.
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and i think tme/tma is useful! but we gotta be real with ourselves.
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i think people taking issue with the tme/tma bit are missing that in the context of a nonbinary person it is essentially asking about asab.
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kinda fascinating to see a post about how sometimes art should make you uncomfortable and then use that position to say that we should be fine with tranny jokes in low effort comedies. like i dont think simon pegg is talking about ace ventura.
90% of people retweeting this feel the need to mentally prepare themselves to watch a comedy from the early 2000s.
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Trolley problem but one side is 10^100 shrimp.
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real drake and josh heads learned this from Josh Peck's shitty book.
Drake Bell reveals that most Nickelodeon stars do not receive residuals:. “There are three channels doing ‘Drake & Josh’ marathons. Netflix just bought it, it’s top 10 on Netflix, and I gotta figure out how to pay my rent this month.”
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I always admire a piece that doesn't entirely know what to do next. She identifies what has failed and points to where we should look for guidance, but she (and no one else, really) doesn't have the answer that we'd all really like to have.
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The JGP piece is good. I don't think she necessarily takes a transmedicalist stance but rather she seems to be grappling with how the more freeform, sex-gender disntiguishment transgender narrative has backfired in such a concrete way.
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sorry which one of you is 10 years old.
Yesterday I made a joke with the neighbor's daughter (like age 10?) that her cat was "my" cat since he's always hanging on my porch. (Backstory: We even made a box for him when it was winter time (remember that)? He chased away the birds so even our new bird feeders are.
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if you're going to write a play parodying my business you could at least have trans women in the cast. Or involved at all 🙃.
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no swirl thank god.
Trans Women be like when choosing a name. Hazel.Willow.Lily.Violet.Rose.Ivy.Autumn.Aurora.Celeste.Luna.Nova.Aria.Freya.Seraphina.Emily.Sarah.Jessica.Samantha.Rachel.Rebecca.Lauren.Julia.Chloe.Zoe .Tara.Raven.Jade.Maddie / Madison.Alex / Alexis.Sky .Riley.Avery.Sage.Evelyn.Eliza.
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you don't wear gloves when climbing unless you're crack climbing in which case you'd wear crack gloves which admittedly look kinda like these.
i don't climb or drive a motorcycle or anything i just got these gloves to look like a pokémon trainer
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It's the equivalent of wiping your ass with a wet wipe. Yeah it technically works, but it's no bidet.
propaganda I'm not falling for: this thing is not the same as mopping
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